Smutty Social Media, May 26, 2016

Lindsay is all work work work work work as usual.


Rushing around from work to lunch to work and fittings but still smiling!! #love #raybans saving the day 😎

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Alex Pettyfer has launched an app, Hypit – very Ashton Kutcher. There are similarities here, right? They are both hot and annoying.


Morning pose 🤔 #morning #mrserious #frankie #mansbestfriend

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Drake wants to hear your trash talk loud and clear.

What house do you think Ariana Grande is in?


so nice visiting all our old teachers. repost @rickyrozay ♡ 🔮

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Josh Groban and Kat Dennings write terrible jokes together. But I would probably read this blog at least three times.

Lee Daniels atones for calling Mariah Carey “fragile” in an interview and she kicks him. As in, she balances herself on ONE LEG and at the same time LIFTS her other leg. Mariah, who can barely walk on two legs, even checks the camera person, telling them to widen the shot or they will miss her kick.


Don't come for us unless we call for you! #theadventuresofkittenandcotton📞😎 @mariahcarey

A video posted by Lee Daniels (@theoriginalbigdaddy) on

For me, social media is like small talk, and the same rules apply: I stay away from politics, religion and money. Shailene Woodley has just joined Instagram, and she’s taking a different approach.


the medias spin on this election does one thing, and one thing only: protect their corporate financial affiliations. I used to think the #news was here to INFORM us. to ENLIGHTEN us. to EDUCATE us. rather, the news is here to disenfranchise us out of individual opinion, mislead us with calculated propaganda, and implore us to conform so that we, against our conscious will, continue to support an agenda that only benefits the upper 1% of this country. #BernieSanders threatens this cycle. he speaks boldly and truthfully about real events occurring in not only our country, but in the world. he speaks with consistency (50 years of consistency in fact). he recognizes that our government in America today functions more as an oligarchy than a democracy, and has been brave enough to say it out loud. #berniesanders is a leader amongst leaders, who genuinely has the best interest of american citizens in mind. hence why, despite millions of Americans supporting #BernieSanders, our media outlets and the DNC continue to warp his message and feed lies to the public. THEY WANT US TO STAY SILENT. THEY WANT US TO STAY SUPPRESSED. but, my friends, the political revolution has begun. and suppressed no more shall we be in this country thanks to #berniesanders. WATCH THIS VIDEO (it made my morning):

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