Smutty Social Media, May 9, 2016
“Happy Mother’s Day to all the G moms” and “Boo Boo the Fool” – Taraji cracks me up.
Happy Mother's Day to all the G mom's who hold their kids to a higher standard because you want THE BEST for them! When they get outta pocket only one TING TO DO *in my best Jamaican accent* 😂. and that is CHECK DAT AZZ!!! #correctyourselfbeforeyouwreckyourself #amothersloveisunconditional #MommiesHaveThatGodLove IF your mother says "NO" it's because she cares and SHE KNOWS BETTER THAN YOU.......She's been there and done ALL of what you are trying to do. #TrustMOMSno you will thank her later! 😘💪🏾😂😂😂💋💋💋
People are going nuts because Chrissy Teigen just had a baby and posted this, and usually I will do everything and anything to avoid “post baby body” talk but she’s built her brand on social media – she’s controlling this narrative.
I have a serious question about celebrity (and other) Mother’s Day posts. When you’re paying tribute to someone else, is it cool to post your own wedding photo? The day you probably look and feel your best and are the center of attention? Is that the best tribute to your mom?
A bit of Monday randomness: Kathy Griffin and Wayne Gretzky. He’s even wearing one of her t-shirts.
If you are going to come for Zendaya, do better than “she looks like a gay man.”
Wait....is this supposed to be an insult cause they slay sooooooo..... https://t.co/bIRIp7o6k9— Zendaya (@Zendaya) May 9, 2016
I stopped watching The Good Wife after Kaliciagate but the series finale reviews have been so divided I’m tempted to power through the last season, just to piss myself off. How the eff you gonna bring back Will and not Kalicia?! See I’m already mad.
Lala and I are in Palm Springs and going to watch @thegoodwife_cbs finale in a few hours. I want to say how amazing it's been to be part of something so clever and dignified and non-judgmental, and to work with such great people in front of the camera and behind. I'll be forever proud of being a part of the show, and Eli will always be just an eyebrow raise away. Bravo! Hooray! A la prochaine!
Does anyone else want Anderson and Andy to get married? Maybe it’s like When Harry Met Sally and they don’t realize they are IN LOVE.
Sofia Vergara is in Colombia, but I don’t know if Joe is there. I haven’t seen any photos on her Instagram and he hasn’t posted in a couple of weeks. I know he was sick with an appendicitis in April, but it’s been 7 weeks since they’ve posted together on social media, which for some couples is a long time.