Smutty Social Media, November 7, 2016
Blake Lively got chocolate on her ballot because BLAKE LIVELY LOVES DESSERT, have you heard?
The #mannequinchallenge is a thing on social media right now and it’s exactly what it sounds like – people standing as still as mannequins to create a scene of frozen people. But I’m more interested in what, if anything, this means about Destiny’s Child. I feel like if there was an announcement, Bey wouldn’t make it this obvious.
I hate Daylight Saving Time so much.
All Sully did was land a plane on the Hudson. Billy Eichner chases strangers on the street, yelling out inane questions. Who’s the real hero?
I'm sorry I'm trying to go high when they go low, I'm really trying, but I just had to say that. 🇺🇸— billy eichner (@billyeichner) November 6, 2016
Harry Styles has been pretty quiet since the end of 1D. I think it’s a great way to start his acting career and fully separate from his boy band days. But I give it a minute before a lower-tier tab puts him and Suki Waterhouse together.
Conscious uncoupling, New York Marathon edition.
Young Blake Shelton looks older than current Blake Shelton.
Is Joel Edgerton single? Let’s ask the Gossip Genie for this one.
"1. Is Joel Edgerton single?— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) November 5, 2016
2. Is he into plus sized, middle aged black women?
Asking 4 a friend."
Legit text sent to a friend who wld kno
It’s crunch time, people.
Things are getting serious because Anderson Cooper is wearing glasses all the time now.— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) November 7, 2016
Adrien Grenier in… Trash Fire. I thought this was maybe a joke, but then I watched the trailer and now I just hope Sarah reviews it.