Smutty Social Media, April 5, 2016
This is the part of my life I’m completely confident in – I know how to sleep.
No one does a modern, casual updo like Jennifer Lopez – her topknot is the gold standard. A high half ponytail is fresh but off her face. If I was a celebrity I would constantly be trying to poach her hair and makeup team.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a monogrammed hat?
Inside out jeans? Maybe if you’re a 20-year-old supermodel. And even then I still don’t know if it’s cool or silly.
I have always had a healthy fear/respect of cats because I’ve never met one who didn’t completely run the house.
I want to count points and eat breakfast with Oprah on a sunny veranda in Santa Barbara.