Smutty Social Media for May 13, 2016
According to Entertainment Weekly, this is not totally true. He’s still under contract. But in the age of spoilers, it’s not a bad strategy.
I could not be more sick of Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake. YOU TWO ARE NOT THAT ADORABLE.
The voice of a generation turns 30.
I hate this dress, but I like the shoes.
Nothing like a good old scolding from a celebrity. His charity work is important, but let’s face: at this point, Orlando’s fame currency is the women he dates. If he wants to use that fame for charity work, great. But it’s not a zero-sum game.
Apparently Rita Ora “quit” the X Factor. What a devastating loss.
I had a ball on @TheXFactor last year and will miss the team.— Rita Ora (@RitaOra) May 10, 2016
Scott Eastwood’s “punch me” face is still exceedingly punchable.