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Demi Moore? the heart throb stealing milf is finally realizing he"s out of her league… Dear Head Groupie, WAY off. Sorry. If anything, Ashton’s devotion to his preternaturally preserved bride is stronger than ever. Spend more time looking for an opposite in age discrepancy. And much less Kabbalist influence while we’re at it.

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