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Leo & Camila at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2018 17:24:02 April 16, 2018 17:24:02
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What are the chances that Leonardo DiCaprio would skip Coachella? When has he ever skipped any weekend of partying? So did he bring any new choreography to Coachella 2018? Could any choreography by better than his Coachella 2014 choreography? A refresher, since it’s that time of year, although this video is good at all times of the year:    There are no updated dance moves I can show you. Full Story

TJ Miller got arrested

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 11, 2018 13:33:35 April 11, 2018 13:33:35
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No, you don’t say! Whoever could have seen it coming? Who could have predicted that this guy would end up in some kind of official trouble? What warning signs did we overlook besides all of them? How could we have seen this totally foreseeable mess arriving right on cue? After an entire year of combative interviews Full Story

New York Justin knows New York food

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2018 19:31:53 April 4, 2018 19:31:53
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This is starting to feel like a joke… except it’s not a joke. It’s Justin “New York” Theroux, really leaning into the “New York” part of himself, to the point that it’s become a middle name.  So. To recap: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux ended their marriage. Full Story

Sean Penn does not collaborate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2018 20:43:19 March 27, 2018 20:43:19
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Sean Penn is promoting his book, Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff. It’s a stupid-ass title. I can’t tell you if it’s a stupid-ass book but I don’t think it’s winning any awards and it’s because Sean Penn is a dick…but not, necessarily, in the way that you think, although his general dickishness is certainly part of it. Full Story

Monday, March 19, 2018

Dear Gossips,

A few quick thoughts this morning:  I saw Love, Simon yesterday. (Sarah’s review will be posted shortly.) As soon as I got home I texted Sarah: “I LOVED Love, Simon”. She texted back, in all-caps: “ME TOO”.  Read Full Intro

Photo Assumption with Scott Eastwood and John Boyega 

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at March 16, 2018 16:07:43 March 16, 2018 16:07:43
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Scott Eastwood and John Boyega are starring in Pacific Rim Uprising together and I thought the press tour would go one of two ways. One, Scott Eastwood’s perma-doucheness would infiltrate John Boyega’s general perfect ray-of-sunshine-ness or two, by some miracle, John Boyega would make Scott Eastwood somewhat likeable by proxy. Full Story

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Man Of The Woods, Super Bowl weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2018 15:47:41 February 2, 2018 15:47:41
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Justin Timberlake’s album, Man Of The Woods, is now out. He released a fourth video from the album, for the title track, yesterday. I watched the video this morning. He refers to his dick as “the faucet”.  And… I’m out.  Apparently this kind of junior lyricism is not unique to that particular song. Full Story

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Casey Affleck won’t present at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2018 17:02:55 January 26, 2018 17:02:55
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Typically, not always, but typically, it’s tradition at the Oscars for the previous year’s best actress winner to present to the new best actor and for the previous year’s best actor to present to the new best actress. This is why Brie Larson stood on stage and didn’t clap Full Story