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Jennifer & Justin cover the magazines

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2018 15:18:21 February 22, 2018 15:18:21

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux announced their separation exactly a week ago today. America was heading into a long weekend. But there was still one full business day remaining. Instead of burying their release on a Friday afternoon, at 5pm, when many outlets have packed up to enjoy a few days off, the Thursday gossip dump ensured that we spent all of last Friday talking about their split. Full Story

Robsten, reunited?  

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at February 14, 2018 20:11:39 February 14, 2018 20:11:39
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Here we go. This is when all the delusional Twi-Hard truthers still holding on to the conspiracy theory that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are secretly married and raising two children on a farm in Montana yell “I TOLD YOU SO” at those of us who live in the real world. As if they needed the encouragement. Full Story

Lorde and Jack Antonoff, the misdirect

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at January 29, 2018 17:35:06 January 29, 2018 17:35:06
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When Jack Antonoff and Lena Dunham broke up, I casually mentioned that my friend predicted that Jack would date Lorde next. At the time, it was just a Hail Mary for the Gossip Genie. Since then, every time Lorde and Jack are in the same frame or headline, someone emails or tweets me like it’s a smoking gun. Full Story

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WHAT IS HAPPENING

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 23, 2018 20:48:49 January 23, 2018 20:48:49
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I have been saying this for days. Ever since a teaser dropped for a new Danny McBride movie, Dundee: The Son of a Legend Returns Home. Yes, that’s right. Danny McBride has a new movie, and it’s a secret Crocodile Dundee sequel—quad-quel, really—that no one knew about. Or, that’s what this video would like you to believe:   There’s a hashtag and a movie site Full Story

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Brad Pitt’s royal romance?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2017 21:16:50 November 13, 2017 21:16:50
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This story is bullsh-t. At least the source is bullsh-t. But it’s too crazy not to mention. So with that in mind, there’s a new rumour about who Brad Pitt might be dating. It comes from a magazine called New Idea Full Story

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