Halle > Madonna

As you know, Madonna has been trying to turn her pseudo boyfriend Jesus Luz into some kind of celebrity/model/actor. According to Page Six she wanted Jesus to be the new face of Louis Vuitton, trying to leverage her endorsement of the brand into a job for him as well.

LV went with Gabriel Aubry instead.

Please.

As if Jesus Luz has a chance against Gabriel Aubry.

Look at Gabriel Aubry’s face. That nose. That chin. The perfection. If I could design a face, it would be his.

This is Gabriel with baby Nahla in New York on Friday. Also a few bonus shots from the summer with a red baseball cap caught in a Robert Pattinson (namecheck!) open mouth moment.

Compare and contract Jesus. See? Not even close, sister. Not even close.


Photos from Wenn.com

Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 at 7:27 AM