Jared Leto’s anaconda

August 20, 2014 16:46:04 Posted at August 20, 2014 16:46:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Last night before bedtime, I read a story on DListed about how Jared Leto has a really big dick. This according to Alexis Arquette who said during a recent interview that:

“I had sex with Jared Leto back when I was presenting as a male. And, yes, it’s not only massive; it’s like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.”

I guess this is supposed to make me more attracted to Jared Leto, knowing that he could spear me with his junk. Stop. Does size matter? We talked about this on The Social recently. And my point was…I want to feel it, obviously. Like I need to know it’s happening because otherwise why would it be happening, but at the same time, I don’t want it to be tickling my ribs. I’d rather it be average, or even on the small size of average, than piercing my walls. 

So, no, this doesn’t add to or take away from Jared Leto, to me anyway. The beard though? The beard today while he was walking around NYC with his brother? The beard is a take away, for sure. I’m so over all this hair.

Speaking of anacondas…

Have you watched the video yet?

I’ve been trying to do this all morning – moving my ass like it’s independent from my body and it’s just not possible for me. My upper goes at the same time as my lower body. I am incapable of Throwing Ass.

Isn’t that what this is? It’s ass throwing. It’s tossing your ass all by itself. Think of your ass like your finger. That’s how Nanci described it when we were reviewing it together this morning. You know how you can crook your finger independently? Imagine being able to move your ass like a finger.

 
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