Mr & Mrs Depp
It was reported last week that Johnny Depp would be marrying Amber Heard on his private island this weekend. They’re still going to the private island. And there will still be a ceremony there. But they made it official on Tuesday at his home in West Hollywood. According to an US Weekly source, “things are in a great place with them”.
So it’s official. At 51 years old, Johnny Depp has a young wife. At 28 years old, Amber Heard has a middle-aged husband. And they will grow together, at the same pace, along the same path, surrounded by hats and scarves and dad pants. Forever.
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