Boy Sh-t is the Best Sh-t: Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa
Kanye West has a new album coming out on February 11. It was called Swish. Then he decided to change the title to Waves. Not sure why but maybe something to do with Nike and how he sh-ts on Nike all the time? Whatever. Doesn’t matter the reason. What matters is that Wiz Khalifa, who is the father of Amber Rose’s child, and Amber Rose and Kanye used to deal way back, doesn’t think much of Waves:
Please don't take the wave.— KOE (@wizkhalifa) January 27, 2016
Click here for more of Wiz’s tweets. He pretty much disrespected Yeezus. What happens when you disrespect Yeezus?
Well, he rants.
I’m embedding all the tweets as images here because they must be read consecutively without interruption. He’s since deleted, but the internet has saved them. Click on each image below to enlarge (NSFW - they contain profanity). But WAIT. Before you start, get comfortable, pick up your favourite snack, because Boy Sh-t is the Best Sh-t.
What’s sad is I love Wiz and I love all all my brothers and all people— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
This album is actually a Gospel album— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
Good energy positive energy— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
Man it’s a sad a day… Wiz lost 2 million followers since I tweeted I didn’t mean to either him like that.— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
I’m happy that I now know that KK means weed… please excuse the confusion … now back to #WAVES— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
There is SO MUCH.
First of all, I’m stealing “out the side of your neck”. I’m throwing that down at Jacek the next time we get into a fight. Don’t you ever come at me out the side of your neck. I am not the one.
But the “stripper” part was rich, wasn’t it?
To me though, it’s the randomness of the tight jeans that’s the most glorious. He drops it and lets it breathe for a few tweets. Then:
“I think you dress cool I wish I was skinny and tall”
THIS is what makes Kanye so amazingly Kanye. This is why I love him. It’s magic. It’s genius. Because every punch can’t be hard. Sometimes you have to take a hit first and turn it into a weapon.
“maybe I couldn’t be skinny and tall but I’ll settle for being the greatest artist of all time as a consolation”
Come on! Don’t tell me you wouldn’t want to be able to clap back with that kind of brilliance.
Please let us never, ever complain about Kanye. Let us never regret that we are living in his time. Let us always remember to be grateful that we exist, fortunately, when he did.
He just keeps going. Check his twitter for updates.
Attached - Kanye at LAX earlier this month.
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