One Direction dad

July 15, 2015 16:10:15 Posted at July 15, 2015 16:10:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PEOPLE dropped a major mindf-ck on One Direction fans last night: Louis Tomlinson is going to be a father. The mother? Her name is Briana (of course it is) Jungwirth. She’s a stylist. She’s from LA. They were hanging out in May (photos attached below) but they are not dating. They will co-parent.

People really, really don’t use condoms anymore, do they?

You’re 23 years old. You’re in the biggest boy band of the era. Hooking up and partying? That’s the life, I get it. I totally get it! What I don’t get is why you’d want to cut that short by going bareback. I mean, yeah, it feels good. But it’s not like it doesn’t feel good at all the other way. This is what’s so crazy to me. When you hear a guy say, f-ck I hate sex with a condom, it totally sucks.

Does it suck?

Does it suck more than not having sex at all?

Public Service Announcement:

If you’re out there and some guy says to you that he’d rather not have sex at all than put on a condom? He’s a liar and a douchebag. Be warned.

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