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What else is there to look at? Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry arrived back in LA yesterday from New York with baby Nahla, all 3 colour coordinated, all 3 styled perfectly, all 3 ridiculously beautiful, reminding us what ordinary really means. Ordinary is anything that is not them. This is absurd. Please stop coming out in public. Full Story
Diane Kruger in New York at a Chanel event and Fete d’Hiver. Am crying. Tears of hungry want. So bad. Of course it’s Chanel. And therefore completely unaffordable. But it’s the perfect colour and the perfect cap sleeves and the perfect fit and f-ck her for wearing it and also loving Joshua Jackson because she does and they do and she slips in and out of Vancouver undetected every other weekend or so and she was here for Halloween and they walked around downtown undisturbed and totally wrapped in each other and this dress … when I daydream about me and James Franco, I will be wearing this dress. Full Story
Michael Buble is promoting a new album all over the world. Last week he was in London, on morning television, on X Factor, Graham Norton, signing autographs, all in service of the appropriately corny titled Crazy Love which is topping the charts, a huge smash hit. Congratulations Michael. On the success of the album and also on a great promotional tour. Full Story
The mall tour is underway – first stop: Long Island Roosevelt Field Mall where the cast of Glee signed autographs and posed for photos yesterday in support of the release of Glee: The Music Volume 1. In six months it’ll be very uncool. Right now, it’s totally ok to play in the car. Full Story
As you know, Madonna has been trying to turn her pseudo boyfriend Jesus Luz into some kind of celebrity/model/actor. According to Page Six she wanted Jesus to be the new face of Louis Vuitton, trying to leverage her endorsement of the brand into a job for him as well. Full Story
Scabby was out last night in London wearing a pink dress and Lindsay Lohan’s busted face. In fairness to Scabby, she’s like 40 plus. When you factor in all the gangrushes on her ass, it’s understandable the way she looks. Lilo at 23 is a f-cking crime. But how much class is Pam? Those long tacky ass silver fake nails and a dress that might as well cost less than my sandwich – and the worst part is, some bitches actually call this a style inspiration. Full Story
Have to finish packing and hit the road, next post will be from the car but for now, enjoy yet another set of quiver inducing photos of Ryan Gosling and Dead Man’s Bones from their show in Portland the other night thanks to Erika R. Confession: I might have wasted time, a LOT of time, this morning simply staring at his forearms. Full Story
Thanks to Samantha and Alanna for these photos from the Dead Man’s Bones show in Vancouver on Saturday night. My lady business can’t handle him in that shirt and that waistcoat bringing the mad quiver…It was a good decision not to go. It was a good decision not to test the Shame Threshold. Full Story
I thought it was stanky a couple of weeks ago when Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr were all mopey faced about her being sick. Of course they shared it on Twitter. And if you suspected it to be a sympathy grab, you wouldn’t be entirely off base. Because Jr’s ex wife Mary Jo Eustace wrote a book. Full Story
Dead Man’s Bones played Toronto last night, and Montreal before that. Thanks to all of you from every stop along the way who’ve written with your experiences. By all accounts, he’s lovely, and gracious, and sexy as f-ck, and takes time with the fans, and you want him. Badly. Don’t blame you. Full Story
It’s not hard. And it doesn’t take long. This is Deryck Whibley last night in LA at Tattoo Mania with Hanna Beth Merjos. They’re calling her his new girlfriend. Hanna Beth is a wannabe model. Of course she is. After enduring months and months of Avril’s f-ckery, and the major dick deflating imagery of being betrayed for (allegedly) Brandon Davis, Deryck deserves some ass too. Full Story
You can click away if you can’t handle it but it’s the only joy I can find in this f-ckery of a photo series. As I first reported exclusively way back in July, JailBait Miley Cyrus was indeed offered a one day cameo on Sex & the City 2, shooting in New York last Friday with Kim Cattrall, a scene that involved Samantha Jones showing up at an event in the same ensemble. Full Story
Ryan Gosling did indeed DJ at Tribeca Grand last night after the Dead Man’s Bones show. STADJ’s Model/DJs Adi, Sabrina, and Cassie of STADJ Music were spinning with him. As you’d expect, the ladies swarmed the DJ table. Look at him. Can you blame them? But those DJ’s are pretty cute too. Full Story
Ryan Gosling. In shout-outs earlier I lamented that I could not find photos of Ryan Gosling on tour with his band Dead Man’s Bones. Thank you Joanna who just sent over these shots (taken by Amanda) AND video from the show in New York last night. By all accounts, it’s an amazing performance, very interactive with the crowd, featuring a local youth choir at every stop. Full Story
It makes my friend Jody very happy when I post pictures of him. I am happy to post them. Am happy to make her happy. So everyone wins with Jason Bateman. Jason was with his Couples Retreat co-stars in London today at a photocall to promote the film. Look how handsome. Jason Bateman and Rob Lowe. They never age, do they? It’s the genes. Full Story
Earlier this year, some woman with four kids from Ontario called Karen Sala alleged that Keanu Reeves knocked her up and that he was the father of at least one of her children. He denied even knowing her. According to TMZ... Full Story
So that’s what she came for. It was a shopping spree. Celine Dion was photographed again in New York today leaving her hotel with a rack of items. And not from Topshop. I promise you not from Topshop. It’s no secret Celine loves the luxe. Here’s the thing about Celine though, as opposed to so many of her peers, those Mimi cheap asses who demand their sh-t for free. Full Story
Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher are still together. She was spotted in Ottawa this weekend and Carrie left Ottawa on Monday after an undercover Thanksgiving weekend while the Sens enjoyed a home stand. Apparently she caught a connection to Montreal. Kept her sunglasses on the whole time, acted like she was worried she’d be approached by a disgusting civilian, even though she was rather unremarkable, apart from those shades, of course, and her 4 inch heels. Full Story
There she is! La Grande Fromage (let’s feminise it for her) was spotted in NYC today in a great dress, with a smile for photographers, almost 2 months after announcing her second pregnancy. It was widely reported at the time that she is due in May... Full Story
In light of NBC’s f-ckery, how about some Glee love? They’re starting to get papped! Lea Michele and Cory Monteith were in New York this weekend at a Broadway show on Sunday, Lea’s old stomping grounds, and were surrounded by fans and photogs. Full Story
