Maple Leaf Articles
Last week I posted this article about Joshua Jackson and Katie Holmes both in New York working at the same time on separate projects. For three years, KatE has been isolated from her past, alienated from the reality that defined before that fateful motorcycle ride with the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story
It’s hard to leave them alone when they’re just so damn cute…and super super PDA too! As I was the first to report earlier this week, Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are back together and so so SO happy in Toronto. They’ve been sighted at local hangouts in town every night and day, hands linked, always smiling, beaming at each other – the flush of first love all over again. Full Story
For the first time in several years, former lovers Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson, Joey and Pacey, are in the same city at the same time. It means nothing. Though she may be tempted, in the deep reaches of her soul that have yet to be completely eradicated by Xenu, to see her old friend, Katie’s heart is not unlike Kay’s – frozen by splinters from the troll mirror in Hans Christian Andersen’s Snow Queen, his personality cruelly transformed and entranced by the Snow Queen’s kiss, his memory paralysed, his loves forgotten, his family left behind. Full Story
As I reported exclusively yesterday - Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are back together. Monday night it was dinner in Toronto. Tuesday they ran errands in Yorkville, seen at the Manulife Centre, strolling hand in hand on Avenue Road, and at one point smiling broadly as they ducked into a store. Full Story
Exclusive. OMG OMG OMG. It’s only Tuesday and the McGoslings will lose their sh*t. You ready? Last night in Toronto. At a restaurant called Grace on College Street. 10pm seating. Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams walk in. Together. Holding hands. You’ll recall, they were just seen and photographed... Full Story
Early reviews for Pineapple Express have been generally positive…if raunch and dirty is your thing. Raunch and dirty is totally my thing. Naturally I have to see Pineapple Express, although it sucks you can’t drink in the theatre. My buzz always wears off half way through, you know? See? Sucks that I can’t hold my weed. Full Story
I ate in front of the tv the other night and Superbad was on Movie Central. Superbad is like Airplane…gets funnier every time you watch. Check out McLovin last night on the Pineapple carpet. Instant giggles. As you know, Seth Rogen co-wrote Superbad, he also co-wrote Pineapple Express, and takes a producer credit on the film. Full Story
Can you feel the rain? The rain on the rowboat? The crazy McGoslings are watching The Notebook. Which they do every day. Only the difference between today and every other day is hope. There is hope. Hope is alive! Ryan Gosling DJ’d at the Green Door in Hollywood on Tuesday night. Slipping out the back door with him as he left was none other than Rachel McAdams. Full Story
It’s Comic-Con. An annual pilgrimage of supergeek superfans. Their excuse to pull out the Chewbacca and Storm Trooper costumes and celebrate the supernatural. Don’t laugh. Comic-Con is huge. Comic-Con is powerful. Comic-Con can make or break a movie. Iron Man owes much of its success to the reaction it received at Comic-Con. Full Story
Hayden Christensen was in LA this weekend with girlfriend Rachel Bilson – seen here running errands. Hayden hasn’t worked in a while. And since he’s also trying to break out of the box of teen pop appeal, like so many of his pretty boy peers, Hayden is hiding his pretty by working out the hirsute. Full Story
So you know about the arrest – Steven Page of Barenaked Ladies and some skanks somewhere in New York charged with cocaine possession. F*cking hypocrite. Family values and squeaky clean and a children’s album and in the end a f&cktard. Full Story
She’ll be on Sesame Street – see below – and now my sources are telling me Feist will perform at a free concert August 4th to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the province of British Columbia! Other artists include Colin James and Burton Cummings but what’s most exciting is that Feist will share the stage with none other than Sarah McLachlan on the lawn of the BC Legislature in Victoria. Full Story
Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson spent the weekend vacationing in Banff – very low key, super undercover. Here they are, sharing a romantic moment at Johnson Lake on Saturday, whispering to themselves. Scarjo and Ryan were seen the following day at Starbucks. Thanks to Brandee for sending the photo! Full Story
Am swooning. Ryan Gosling was in Washington yesterday to participate at the ENOUGH Project national conference. Something about the way he’s so animated. And his head dipping down as his eyes look up. And the shy smile. And the flirty smile. And his biceps… And he's not nursing a hangover poolside at the Standard. Full Story
There were rumours a few months ago that Mandy Moore and UFC champ (and Canadian!) Georges St Pierre were hooking up. Totally overblown seeing as she was actually wasting her time with that punk as f*ck poseur... Full Story
Clean cut and lean again, especially with that cap on, Ryan Gosling is revisiting Noah Calhoun. Cue collective sob from the lunatic McGoslings. Cue quivering from my loins! This is Ryan in LA Saturday. Yum. After spending an inordinate amount of time in Kiki’s trailer on the set of their movie, Ryan stepped out the other day holding hands with a mystery beautiful brunette. Full Story
Defenders of this filthy scab will argue that her one redeeming quality is that she is a good mother. Good point. Because these photos of Pamela Anderson celebrating her 41st birthday in Vegas prove that she is the epitome of the perfect parent: responsible, level headed, totally drug-free, and above all… classy as f&ck. Full Story
Pamela Anderson was born on Canada Day. For some reason, only filthy scabs with fake tits and too many ex husbands seem to get any media play in Canada. Still… certain Canadians are “proud” of her. And even though Pamela Anderson barely has a career anymore, even though her mothering skills leave much to be desired, even though her happy habits are probably no better than Lindsay Lohan’s used to be, or still are, still they cheer when they see her at hockey games and roll out the carpet for her tits. Full Story
It was announced the other day that Big Brother Australia is bringing in Pamela Anderson for a special appearance on the new season. Since she can’t act, and isn’t good for much else but taking off her clothes, this has become her career. A filthy scab hired to show up randomly just to push her tits together and breathe a few words. Full Story
And goes shopping. This is Ryan Reynolds at Saks in Beverly Hills yesterday with what looks like a recent haircut, as handsome as ever in his beefcake way. Even in candids he looks like he’s wearing foundation. As for those rumours that all is not right between Ryan and Scarlett – they’re living together, am told there are no issues. Full Story
