Mimi’s Happy Canada Day
Look at my lovely.
Look at her in silver, celebrating herself, with sequins and rhinestones, making sex eyes and breathing with her mouth open, being all extra with her (fake?) vocals last night at the BET Awards. You know, people are criticising my Mimi today for her sh-tty lip-synch but they don’t understand. They don’t understand how much work it is just to not fall over. And to not pass out from being in such a tight dress. And to angle herself so that only her good side is showing.
How could she possible worry about something as insignificant as, pffft, pretending to sing when she’s got so much going? Mimi is BUSY, ok? She is BUSY!
You notice they only cut to Nicki Minaj AFTER Mimi’s stage was turned around?
Yes. Her stage turned. They built that stage so that she wouldn’t have to spin on her heel. I need you to fully appreciate this. That we’ve now come to the point where her mobility is so they have to lazy Susan her performances.
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