Mimi’s Halloween party
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Some people go as cats and bats. Some are superheroes. Some are super villains. Mimi?
Mimi dressed up as Skinny & Tight for Halloween. I mean, she’s playing like she’s a devil or something but, really, she’s not after a character so much as an attribute. Two attributes, actually: Skinny (or Thin could be acceptable here) & Tight. You are not supposed to look at Mimi and think “Oh! There’s a devil!”
You are supposed to look at Mimi in all her Halloween leather and tell the world that she is very thin and very tight. Oh and sexy, never forget sexy. Sexy is Mimi’s key word for all holidays.
Halloween isn’t scary and it isn’t funny. Halloween is sexy.
Christmas isn’t jolly. Christmas is sexy.
Easter isn’t cleansing or forgiving. Easter is sexy.
BUT HOW WAS SHE ABLE TO WALK DOWN THE STAIRS (almost by herself)???
It’s a Halloween mystery!