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Mary Kate Olsen was taken to hospital yesterday – official reason: kidney infection. Unofficial reason: Sean Avery.

MK had apparently hooked up with the useless piece of sh*t hockey thug a couple weeks ago but Sean has now reportedly run back to Elisha Cuthbert. Xenu only knows what kind of contamination he left behind that’s ailing MK.

I’m telling you – Sean Avery is the perfect disease match for Paris Hilton. Am shocked they’ve yet to f&ck, although it’s likely only a matter of time.

MK is expected to be released some time today or tomorrow.

But look at his face. Isn’t that a Beat-Me Face?

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Elisha Cuthbert and Sean Avery Beat Me Face, Mary Kate Olsen kidney infection

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