Orlando’s penis momentum
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Here’s Orlando Bloom at LAX yesterday, doing us all a favour and giving us some new photos to attach to the new exclusive that was posted at PEOPLE just hours before about how he might be ready to propose to Katy Perry. As noted, the source is on the Bloom side:
The couple – who were first linked in January after they were spotted getting flirty at a post-Golden Globes party – are "not engaged yet, but seem to be heading that way," a Bloom source tells PEOPLE exclusively.
The actor, 39, who shares 5-year-old son Flynn with ex-wife Miranda Kerr, "always gushes about Katy and thinks she is amazing in a million ways," says the source. "He would love to settle down with Katy and have more kids. He hasn't been this serious about a girl since Miranda."
He also hasn’t gotten this much attention in a decade, especially now that he’s introduced us to his dick. Why not capitalise on that momentum then with a story for the MiniVan Majority. If I’m his agents at CAA, and he hasn’t made me very much money in years, it’s time to leverage whatever they can to get something going. Like by now, someone should be able to offer Orly a TV show, non?