Smutty Social Media, January 16, 2017

January 16, 2017 21:34:24 Posted at January 16, 2017 21:34:24
Maria Posted by Maria
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Katy Perry threw Orlando Bloom a big surprise birthday over the weekend, and it’s interesting that she chose Palm Springs. Close to LA, yes, but far enough that she could cull the guest list. An “away” birthday is a good reason not to invite the whole world, you know? Which is interesting, considering how big Katy’s last party – a birthday sock hop – was. Full Story

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Becoming obsessed with Zoe & Karl

January 16, 2017 20:41:53 Posted at January 16, 2017 20:41:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The cast of the upcoming Big Little Lies attended the ELLE Annual Women in Television event together on Saturday. Have you read the book? Zoe Kravitz plays Bonnie, who is married to Reese Witherspoon’s character’s ex-husband. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 16, 2017 18:04:38 Posted at January 16, 2017 18:04:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Conscious uncoupling has been replaced by ugly custody battle. It’s contagious. (Dlisted) 

Tom Hardy doesn’t want to jinx his chance at Bond, unlike, ahem, some other Tom (Just Jared) 

Ed Sheeran quit beer (Cele|bitchy) 

Most of you would not have reacted this way after climbing Ryan Gosling. Emma Stone is not most. (TooFab) 

Margot Robbie with Tonya Harding hair (TMZ) 

That’s exactly how I expected Rick Rubin’s studio to be like (The Superficial) 

Pretty Big, the new dance crew (Pajiba) 

Gabrielle Union’s dress looks like crochet. I don’t like. (Go Fug Yourself) 

I am obsessed with this girl (Jezebel) 

Diego & Suki

January 16, 2017 17:12:48 Posted at January 16, 2017 17:12:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Since the release of Rogue One, not a day goes by without an email, or a few, from someone asking for more gossip about Diego Luna. God.DAMN. yes he was hot in Rogue One. And, as Sarah mentioned last week Full Story

JB: no comment

January 16, 2017 16:10:10 Posted at January 16, 2017 16:10:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Justin Bieber stepped out on Saturday night for dinner at Catch. Every few months or so there’s a place they all go. I guess The Nice Guy is so 2015/16? So now, every night, the paps will post up at Catch for their shots. Full Story

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Gossip Nostalgia: Brad Pitt, Sting…and Charlie Hunnam

January 16, 2017 14:12:09 Posted at January 16, 2017 14:12:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Last week, Brad Pitt was the surprise presenter at the Golden Globes to introduce Moonlight, which he co-produced. This weekend he stepped out at a charity event, the EBMRF Benefit in Malibu, his second public appearance in as many weeks, now that he and Angelina Jolie have agreed to wage World War Brange in private. Full Story

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Sherlock: In the end, none of it matters

January 16, 2017 13:43:48 Posted at January 16, 2017 13:43:48
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Sherlock Season 4, Episode 3 recap SPOILERS After a middle episode that introduced a completely unjustified third Holmes sibling, Sherlock series four concludes with whack-a-mole plot and a wholly unnecessary retconning of the entire Moriarty arc of the first two—and still best—seasons. Full Story