Angelina & Brad: London & LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2018 19:00:17 May 17, 2018 19:00:17
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The gossip-mongering in England is next level right now. Any celebrity that comes to London is rumoured to be going to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding. Like some dude at the airport told us that Robert De Niro passed through and is a wedding guest. He was here in Tuesday, for a Nobu event. Full Story

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Murphy in the Morning

Maria Posted by Maria at May 17, 2018 18:25:39 May 17, 2018 18:25:39
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I, along with the rest of what I like to call “35 and older Twitter,” got really excited when a Murphy Brown reboot was announced in January. If the CBS upfront is any indication, the network is very happy with what they have – the cast was given a prime spot, and a teaser reel (with highlights from the original) was played. Full Story

Gabrielle Union in Breaking In

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 17, 2018 17:58:49 May 17, 2018 17:58:49
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Breaking In is the kind of movie that can’t stop reminding you that it will, relatively quickly, be over. The plot hinges on a timer counting down ninety minutes, the length of the movie itself, and occasionally characters will draw attention to the ticking clock, as if to assuage the audience’s presumed restlessness. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, May 17, 2018

Maria Posted by Maria at May 17, 2018 16:59:11 May 17, 2018 16:59:11

Marlee Matlin would like to be excluded from this narrative.  Yanni or Laurel? Don't ask me. I can't hear sh*t — Marlee Matlin (@MarleeMatlin) May 17, 2018 Hilaria Baldwin is about to have her 4th child in 5 years (I’m exhausted at the very idea of this). Full Story


Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at May 17, 2018 16:05:24 May 17, 2018 16:05:24
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The documentary Whitney about Whitney Houston’s life and legacy premiered at Cannes last night. It’s the second high-profile doc on Whitney Houston released in a year. I saw the first one, Whitney: Can I Be Me, at the Hot Docs festival in Toronto and I was left disappointed and pretty f-cking enraged by how much of the film focused on the salacious parts of Whitney’s life. Full Story

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Winona & Keanu’s Destination Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2018 15:02:23 May 17, 2018 15:02:23

Sarah wanted to write this post. I decided to write it though because I’m travelling today and have had to pre-write most of my articles to account for being in transit and she’s on standby for breaking news if I can’t get to it. So she’s pissed. Which, fair enough, because who wouldn’t want this assignment but also? I wrote about it first back in August Full Story

Kristen Stewart: Director  

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 17, 2018 13:45:24 May 17, 2018 13:45:24

Kristen Stewart is jurying at Cannes, which means a lot of talking to press for two solid weeks, something she is much better at now than she was at the height of her Twilight teen idoldom. (Dakota Johnson is also more relaxed and engaging when promoting anything other than Fifty Shades, funny how that works. Full Story

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Serena at the wedding? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2018 13:22:22 May 17, 2018 13:22:22
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Serena Williams was supposed to play in the Italian Open this week but she ended up pulling out of the tournament as her coach says they need more time to prep for the French Open at the end of the month. Which, conveniently, frees up her weekend. And, well, we all know she’s friends with Meghan Markle. Full Story

Thomas Markle Zone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2018 12:55:08 May 17, 2018 12:55:08
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TMZ stands for Thirty Mile Zone which measures the Hollywood studio perimeter. This week, however, TMZ is the Thomas Markle Zone. Because this is Meghan Markle’s father’s preferred media outlet. As you know, Thomas Markle was supposed to be in England by now and, along with Meghan’s mother, Doria Ragland, was scheduled to meet senior members of the royal family. Full Story