Oh Paula Patton. I am still exhausted by Paula Patton from award season 2 years ago. Or was it 3? In that yellow dress at the Globes? And this is exhausting – Paula Patton in white wearing a necklace that looks like it used to be a lei but has since disintegrated, a mutating virus trying to eat her face. Full Article

Paula Patton, as IF. As IF she arrived last, after some major major stars, including Jennifer Lawrence. And preened at the photo wall forever. The dress looked good on her. But terrible colour.  Full Article

Jesus. Why would any designer put a giant hole in the middle of a woman’s body? Why would a woman wear a dress with a giant hole in front of her body? What is happening here???    Full Article