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You remember Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield, don’t you?

Francine Pascal’s Sweet Valley High is being reissued by Random House to capitalise on the current generation of Gossip Girl/The Hills obsessed tweens…with one small, teeny tiny difference: in the original series, the twins were “perfect size 6’s”.

In the new editions, they’ve been shrunked! Down to a size 4. Victoria Beckham probably still thinks that"s too fat.

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