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Little Sci goes to the Grove

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 07:23:07 December 10, 2007 07:23:07

This is the problem with Katie’s new bob: when it’s not “done”, it’s totally Sally Field circa Steel Magnolias and before that Burt Reynolds. In other words – a helmet pushing a shopping cart…just sayin’. Here are mom and Little Sci shopping at The Grove the other day. Full Story

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Can’t Keep the Gay Away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 07:35:04 December 7, 2007 07:35:04

No amount of Xenu Juice could have prevented the GMD from attending the Spice Girls concert in LA on Wednesday night. How could any gay resist the glitter? On top of that, how can Tom Cruise resist a photo opportunity? With thousands of fans and their camera phones and the world media on alert – OF COURSE he showed up with his RoboKate. Full Story

A RoboBride Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 07:19:52 December 6, 2007 07:19:52

Janice Min’s clever staff at Us Weekly somehow got their hot little hands on the GMD’s family holiday card. His wife designed it herself and as you can see, she is sending her regards under KatE with an “E”…not Katie. Call me Cruise but it’s a little … underwhelming, non? Why brag about “designing it yourself” when, really, anyone could have tied a bow around some cardstock and painted on a few stars. Full Story

Little Sci in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 06:57:22 December 5, 2007 06:57:22

Everyone loves Little Sci. Which is why her daddy keeps trotting her out for public consumption – can you hear the MiniVan oohing and goo-ing? This is the Family Cruise today in London out for a walk in Hyde Park. Mom, dad, baby... it’s like a Sears Family Portrait, only with the paps. Totally unplanned, of course. Full Story

Anniversary Invitation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 13:05:21 December 4, 2007 13:05:21

They were married a little over a year ago and we now know how they’ve been spending their 1st anniversary. But of course we do. I recall writing that we’d be privy to their celebrations in no time. And indeed we are. Just like their wedding…the world has been invited. And the GMD is rich enough to secure privacy. Full Story

RoboFringe, the GMD, and Alfred Hitchcock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 00:00:00 November 30, 2007 00:00:00

On a 40 year old socialite, on Anna Wintour - I love the fringe. On KatE Holmes, young gorgeous giantess married to a Gay Midget Dwarf? She looks lovely, yes she does. But for a girl not yet 28? Really? Really? It’s debatable. They showed up at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday for his “Courage” Award. Full Story

The Power of the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 07:30:47 November 28, 2007 07:30:47

It is a dark day. The Daily Mail is reporting that Andrew Morton’s Tom Cruise exposé will not be published in the UK because it’s too… boring! What??? Boring??? He went underground for two years writing this book. I heard he had to cut off cell phone access, land line access, preferring to haul ass to pay phones instead to make his calls. Full Story

He Sleeps Naked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 08:31:08 November 26, 2007 08:31:08

My quivering loins… of course he sleeps naked. Becks is in Australia right now with the LA Galaxy and he appeared on local morning tv for an interview during which he was asked if he preferred “pyjamas or no pyjamas”. He replied – no pyjamas. Yum! This man is too fine to be left a long for so long. Full Story

More Real than the Real Thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2007 11:21:23 November 23, 2007 11:21:23

Alison Jackson is a pop culture photographer with a new book called Confidential featuring a collection of her celebrity photos. Faux photos. But some are so incredibly real you really wouldn’t know the difference. Even more, they are not only “real” aesthetically, they also capture the spirit of the subjects. Full Story

GMD Thanksgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2007 00:00:00 November 22, 2007 00:00:00

Gallery of the Absurd has done it again. Here’s her interpretation of how Xenu gives thanks. Looking at the little Gay Midget Dwarf in his little pilgrim suit nearly killed me. You will lose your sh*t.  Full Story

Another Disciple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

See? Friendship with the GMD never comes without a cost. And now what we’ve feared is actually happening. Will Smith… Will Smith loves Xenu. Will Smith loves Xenu so much he’s talking about him and defending him. While he promotes his new movie I Am Legend, Will Smith is at the same time promoting the Church. Full Story