Aaron Paul goes shopping

This one is for Maria because she has an Aaron Paul thing. Or maybe it’s a Jesse Pinkman thing. Which I can’t understand because… Jesse Pinkman wasn’t exactly the sex. Is it a pity f-ck?

Here’s Aaron with wife Lauren Parsekian yesterday leaving Bel Bambini which sells expensive baby products. So that might get the rumours started. Thing with Aaron though is that he’s so expressive about his love on social media, I can’t imagine that he would want a set of pap photos to let that out for him. “Expressive” here is a nice way of saying “corny”.

I mean, he’s a really nice guy. But I can’t with his public declarations. Like, he calls her his “Pretty Bird”. Here’s a recent example:

 

 

Pretty bird @laurenpaul8 enjoying the Sea Dragon on the santa monica pier. I wish the Sea Dragon could fit inside of our house. But it can't. So there's that.

A photo posted by Aaron Paul (@glassofwhiskey) on

Mar 20, 2015 at 5:58pm PDT

 

Here’s what he posted on her birthday:

 

 

Happy birthday to my pretty little bird @laurenpaul8. You have changed my life and have single handedly made this world a kinder place (thank you for that) and we are all better off to simply know that you exist. I like you a lot and I hope you have a really fun birthday. Hugs and kisses all over you pretty little face.

A photo posted by Aaron Paul (@glassofwhiskey) on

Dec 8, 2014 at 7:51am PST

 

See what I mean? When she’s pregnant, he’s going to cup the sh-t out of that belly and make all kinds of analogies about Pretty Birds and little chicks and eggs. Jesus, I just passed out for a minute after writing that.