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Beautiful aging Hollywood stars and older celebrities.

Brad Pitt never looks awkward

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2019 14:26:01 July 31, 2019 14:26:01
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Quentin Tarantino and the cast of Once Upon a Time …in Hollywood were in London last night for the UK premiere. The film opened strong this weekend, QT’s best ever box office. That f-cking ellipsis though. I wrote about this a few weeks ago Full Story

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JLo the scammer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2019 14:09:33 July 24, 2019 14:09:33
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Here’s Jennifer Lopez the other day in New York. She turns 50 today. This is why she decided to do the tour she’s on – to celebrate her half century. That glow though. That famous JLo glow. She keeps getting glowier and glowier and yes, I know, the cynical approach to this is to say, well, yeah, she has a lot of help. Full Story

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The Re-Hotting of Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2019 15:22:02 May 24, 2019 15:22:02
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As established yesterday in my post about Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt looked hot in Cannes, the hottest he’s looked in a while, the hottest he’s looked since he and Angelina Jolie broke up. Full Story

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Angela Bassett at 59

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at July 20, 2018 14:30:28 July 20, 2018 14:30:28

On August 16th, Angela Bassett will turn 60. If you’ve been watching Angela Bassett slay the sh-t out of every red carpet she’s been a part of lately or for the last 33 years of her career, you know how ridiculous that fact is. SIXTY. She looks incredible. She gets that a lot. In a new interview with Net-a-Porter Full Story

It’s Taika Time! with bonus Paul Rudd

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 24, 2018 15:28:32 April 24, 2018 15:28:32
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Taika Waititi, as far as we know, is not directing another Marvel movie. He directed the third installment in Chris Hemsworth’s reign as Thor, and unless Hemsworth renegotiates, he’ll be done after Avengers 4 next year, so it’s not like there’s already another Thor movie in development for Waititi to jump into. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch in a rom-com

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2018 15:51:56 March 14, 2018 15:51:56
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This Hot Bitch is what I’ve been calling Sharon Stone, for years now. And now she’s 60 years old, just turned on March 10th. Sharon has a new movie coming out – it’s called All I Wish. It’s a rom-com. She does NOT play the mother of Dakota Johnson. She IS the Dakota Johnson. Full Story

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George Clooney: on fights and barf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2017 16:21:52 August 29, 2017 16:21:52
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The Venice Film Festival begins tomorrow. TIFF kicks off a week Thursday. I’ve started seeing some of the films and Sarah’s coming to Toronto too and we’re working out her screening schedule right now so let us know what you think she should put on her list. What will definitely be on her list is George Clooney Full Story

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Famous Moms & Daughters: Demi, Scout, and Tallulah edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2016 21:41:49 February 11, 2016 21:41:49
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Also at the Saint Laurent event last night – Demi Moore with two youngest daughters Scout and Tallulah. God Demi looks great lately, doesn’t she? Great like from inside. Which makes me sound like an asshole, but there’s just no other way to say it. Because she’s gorgeous, always has been, and always more when she’s happy, and…well… I mean this is all Photo Assumption but I’m seeing real happiness here, are you? She just seems so comfortable. Full Story

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Susan’s SAG breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 17:50:40 February 1, 2016 17:50:40
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Susan Sarandon presented the In Memoriam tribute at the SAGs on Saturday night. She wore a pantsuit with a bra underneath. And some people were pissed. Some people also slagged her for how her tits looked which confuses me because they look great, don’t they look great? Would we be having the same conversation if she wasn’t 69 but rather 29? I mean, it’s a pantsuit. Full Story

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A New Year with My Obsession

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2016 22:13:55 January 5, 2016 22:13:55
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My Obsession, Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson, went out last night for dinner in LA. You know what I love about her? I love that she’s keeping her own face. And that she’s not always heavily made up. That said, is it wrong for me to appreciate that? Serious question. I mean, if she wants to youth-tweak and youth-contour, that’s cool too. Full Story

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