This sh-t started at least 6 weeks ago after Kate Hudson’s birthday party. Click here for a refresher. Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe were seen leaving together. At the time, though unlikely, for her sake I was hoping it was just a ride.

Looks like it was more than just a ride. The two hooked up to go shopping yesterday at Fred Segal. Photos are here. He’s a smug bitch as usual, she’s seems fresh and dopey, which is what you’d have to be to date him.

Ryan’s game, as you know, doesn’t work on girls who can think. I imagine it goes a little something like this:

“Baby when I’m with you it just feels so right.”

“Baby I’ve been reading Tolstoy and I think we should share these works together. I want us to be bonded in literature.”

See? Only the sub 25 would squeal about this on Facebook with their sub 25 friends. And that’s why sub 25 is always his target market. I’m also ctually really, really surprised he hasn’t f-cked Ashley Greene yet.

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