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I’m not one to rag on a bitch’s workout gear. Whatever. It’s sometimes worse when she’s head to toe in matching pink Lululemon and a blowout with totally inappropriate footwear. Or the “last chance at love” cougar and her gels nails wafting perfume all over the cardio section hoping to bag a young stud. You know.

So here’s Anne Hathaway out for a run yesterday in the Hollywood Hills in some dorky ass pants with two unflattering white strips lining the inside of both legs and, well, it’s really not her best showing but it really shouldn’t be either. She’s training. She’s better things to worry about. Like not smoking anymore. Annie claims or keeps claiming to have quit. Annie used to chainsmoke. I saw her chainsmoking in Toronto a couple of years ago. She and Emiy Blunt chainsmoked constantly. And they all smoke in Hollywood. All the young, thin, pretty people. It’s hard enough to quit, it’s even harder to quit and have it blown around in your face all the time.

Anne was just named to the #1 spot on the list of Top 10 Actresses Under 30 edging out Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman. She’s also negotiating a romantic comedy with my boyfriend Jim Sturgess called One Day. Something about two people meeting on grad day, then on the anniversary of that day every year for the next 20 years until they realise it’s True Love, to be directed by Lone Scherfig whose work you may be familiar with in An Education. Lone + Jim + Annie + meet cute = win?

Please. Let this happen. Must see Jim Sturgess in a romcom. Must.


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