Another brawl over crab legs at the buffet!? What is it with crab legs? As you know, I know about a buffet. I love a buffet. My family used to own a Chinese buffet. My birthday party last year was at a Chinese buffet. So I get it, there are some big ticket items. But… crab legs? I guess, because of the cost. But that’s not what I would fight over. What would I fight over at the buffet? Probably meatballs. (Dlisted) 

This is just so Gwyneth. She is a CEO now. She runs her own company which she feels is her true calling. Acting? It wasn’t what she was meant to do. She was “masquerading as an actor”. Remember, she won an Oscar for acting. So it’s like she’s saying that she’s that good at something even though she didn’t really care about it. See? Textbook GP. A boast concealed within a “masquerade”. (Pajiba)

This happens everywhere around the world – men binding women, controlling them, not using chains or ropes, but by withholding money. It’s how R Kelly continues to dominate his ex-wife and now he’s in jail for it. Which, sure, it might be satisfying to think he’s in jail…but she still doesn’t have the money. And now, because all of his f-cksh-t has caught up with him, she might never get the money, so this is another way he’s continuing to harm with his crimes. Who are the people still standing by this motherf-cker insisting HE’s the victim? (TMZ) 

Reigning Best Actress Oscar winner Olivia Colman in two black outfits and I like them both. I actually like the second outfit more than the first because I wish the material of the jacket matched the pants in the photo up top. It doesn’t bother me as much in the outfit later because the point is to distinguish the pant-leg from the dress, which has been cut out specifically to accommodate that. It’s a really great silhouette. The Fug Girls don’t agree. (Go Fug Yourself) 

What the F-CK. Why didn’t I know that it was National Oreo Day the other day?! Sure, if I’m such an Oreo fan, you’re saying, and you mention Oreos enough on this site, you should have known on your own. I hear you. But in Canada we don’t often get these American notifications, OK? Also, I don’t think Oreo loves me back. Which explains why they didn’t give me a heads-up. If they had, I would have mainlined all the Oreos and given my opinion on them because I have many, many opinions on Oreos, unlike, it seems, Mindy Kaling. She kept them to herself. (Cele|bitchy) 

I haven’t read this yet. But I know already that I’m going to love it. Because it’s an article about Reality Bites and Duana sent it to me. I can’t wait to get into bed tonight with it and, maybe, pop a gummy, And then watch it again – it’s been a few months – with a pack of Oreos and a bag of Cheetos in my lap. Done. Friday night plans are set. (The Atlantic)