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Ben Affleck is blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2020 16:30:30 February 28, 2020 16:30:30

What have I been telling you about this movie?!  The movie is The Last Duel, starring Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, and Adam Driver, directed by Ridley Scott, about a couple of 14th century Frenchmen who fight each other over whether or not the other raped his wife – already a problematic premise. Full Story

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Matt Damon’s mullet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2020 16:28:04 February 19, 2020 16:28:04
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As noted in the previous post, Ben Affleck is currently promoting The Way Back. When that’s done, he’ll likely return to production on The Last Duel, alongside Matt Damon. It’s scheduled to be released at Christmas which is ambitious. Because Christmas movies are either for the box office or for the Oscars. Full Story

Saoirse Ronan: Oscars Personal Worst (Duana)

Duana Posted by Duana at February 10, 2020 20:51:55 February 10, 2020 20:51:55
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This is going to hurt.  Well, for me. It’s going to hurt me.  I am, of course, a huge fan of Saoirse Ronan. I think she’s skillful, clever, and nuanced as an actress, and I like watching her play the red carpet game. I’m just going to come out and say it – I think she knows she’s smarter than half the people she’s talking to, but she has fun with it instead of stewing in her own juices like some Best Actors I could mention. Full Story

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Taylor, Joe, and Amy at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2020 15:03:46 January 6, 2020 15:03:46
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So I’m going to be annoying right now and tell you that I called this: on Friday’s episode of etalk, I did a Gossip Nostalgia segment on the Golden Globes and my final Globes gossip memory was when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, while hosting the show, made a joke about Taylor Swift and Michael J Fox’s son and Taylor took it so personally that later on, during an interview, she dropped that quote about “a special place in hell” for women not supporting other women. Full Story

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The Cambridges and the stars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2019 14:37:56 February 11, 2019 14:37:56
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Prince William is the President of BAFTA so this of course is a regular event for him and Kate. They seemed a lot more engaged this year than they were last year at the event, but that’s probably because she was pregnant and did not want to extend their evening.  Kate wore an Alexander McQueen dress with an embellished shoulder. Full Story

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Princess Kate: a ballgown and pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2018 15:20:09 December 5, 2018 15:20:09
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They busted out the tiaras last night at Buckingham Palace for the Diplomatic Corps reception as the Queen hosted foreign dignitaries at her annual party. Her Majesty, Duchess Camilla, and Princess Catherine all had tiaras on. Kate wore the Lovers Knot, the one she’s most often seen in, and a new Jenny Packham dress. Full Story

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Candid Princess Catherine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2018 17:06:58 November 29, 2018 17:06:58
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Prince William and Catherine were in Leicester yesterday visiting with members of the football club after the helicopter crash that killed several people, including the club’s owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha, in October. Of course William Full Story

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Tom’s doing the Coop too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2018 19:28:28 November 13, 2018 19:28:28
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Tom Hiddleston was making headlines a few days ago when it was announced that there would be a new Loki standalone live-action series on Disney’s new streaming service, Disney+. So, somehow, yet again, Loki sticks around, is a metaphor for Tom somehow, yet again, sticking around as Loki. As if he would say no. Full Story

The Henry Cavill hair conversation 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2018 19:09:00 November 13, 2018 19:09:00
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Is there one? Probably not. Probably I’m suggesting the existence of something that doesn’t exist. My point is Henry Cavill’s hair has been known to come up on this blog more than I think I ever expected it to - the hair on his face, the pretend hair on his face, and the hair on his head. Full Story

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Richard Madden’s very dark hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2018 19:38:27 September 6, 2018 19:38:27
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Does Richard Madden’s hair look extra, extra dark to you in these shots of him at the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night? I’m not into it. You’re going to hate me for saying this but his hair like this is giving me John Travolta flashbacks.   Full Story

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