Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were at the Brentwood Farmer’s Market yesterday buying fresh fruit and vegetables to feed their healthy, thriving family in their happy home. With a big smile on her face, Jen smelled the flowers and sampled the berries. Obviously they don’t know that the paps hang out there every weekend. Because it’s been three weeks in a row now that they’ve been papped, showing us that the rumours of a divorce are total bullsh-t and that Ben and Jen remain as committed to each other as ever. How could anyone doubt that this man, who has always demonstrated good judgment and decision-making, would (repeatedly) jeopardise his situation? Look at him! Have you ever seen a man more content with his life? The expression of peace and appreciation and gratefulness on his face – have you ever been more convinced?

But the paps, they’re such a f-cking nuisance aren’t they? When you don’t have a message to send, why is it that they always just happen to be around?