Ben Affleck partied with Leo and the Wolf Pack after the Oscars. They’re both Warner Bros boys. And they’re both single. I’m sure it was wholesome f-cking night. Maybe that’s why he looked a little ragged yesterday at the Four Seasons. Tired… and yet… still fresh?

That’s how you know there’s been work. When you can see the fatigue but the eyes are still nice and pulled and tight. Between the tattoo and the new face, what’s next for Ben Affleck? Is he going to start wearing an earring? God, oh my God, I hope so. OMG I HOPE SO. And I’d like to be with Jennifer Garner the first time she sees it. I’ve never actually wanted to be her friend more than I do now.