Beyonce and Jay Z opened the On The Run tour in Miami last night. At one point during the show, they put up footage from their engagement and their wedding – never before seen until now.

But your next question is still: why did Solange attack him in the elevator?

Their job is to make you stop asking it. So at least for the summer and the duration of this tour, the Carters have to be perfect. Here’s how they’re distracting you: with personal videos, new costumes, and, of course, the wind machine.

It’s magnetic, that wind machine. It’s calling me. So, yeah, I’m going. July 9th they’ll be in Toronto and Dan Levy and I will be screaming from our seats. In merch.

One…small…disappointment though. The setlist is out. And they’re working, for sure they’re working. This is no Avril Lavigne 70 minute performance, see ya later. But …

Where’s XO? Am I blind? Do you see it here? Have I missed it?

I looooooove XO. XO is always on repeat on my phone. And I’ve watched the video for sure at least 100 times. Because there’s a guy…

It’s the guy in the white tank right when she sings “you better kiss me” at the 1:30 mark of the video below. Later on, he actually kisses her, grabs her ass, and I want him. Who is he? Do you know? Tell me.

How could she not give us XO?

1. “’03 Bonnie & Clyde”
2. “Upgrade U”
3. “Crazy in Love”
4. “Show Me What You Got”
5. “Diamonds are Forever”
6. “N—as” in Paris”
7. “Tom Ford”
8. “Run the World”
9. “Bow Down/I Been On”
10. “Flawless”
11. “Yonce”
12. “Dirt Off Your Shoulder”
13. “Big Pimpin’”
14. “Ring the Alarm”
15. “On to the Next One”
16. “Clique”
17. “Diva”
18. “Baby Boy”
19. “U Don’t Know”
20. “Ghost”/”Haunted”
21. “No Church in the Wild”
22. “Drunk in Love”
23. “Public Service Announcement”
24. “Why Don’t You Love Me”
25. “Holy Grail”
26. “Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit”
27. “Beach Is Better”
28. “Partition”
29. “99 Problems”
30. “If I Were a Boy”
31. “Ex Factor” (by Lauryn Hill)
32. “Song Cry”
33. “Resentment”
34. “Love on Top”
35. “Izzo (H.O.V.A.)
36. “I Just Wanna Love U (Give it 2 Me)”
37. “Single Ladies”
38. “Hard Knock Life”
39. “Pretty Hurts”
40. “Part II (On the Run)”
41. “Forever Young”
42. “Halo”
43. “Lift Off”