Billy Bob Thornton Gossip

This week I am attempting to watch all of the holiday-centric new releases and so far, while I haven’t hit the low of Love The Coopers, I also haven’t seen a seasonal gem like The Night Before Full Story

The last time I mentioned Taffy Brodesser-Akner it was in September, when she wrote about Christian Slater for GQ. Taffy is so good at her job she, along with Caity Weaver, is making GQ a much better magazine. This month Taffy profiled Billy Bob Thornton for GQ Full Story

Ellen had on cast members from Our Brand Is Crisis. Sandra Bullock, Anthony Mackie, and Billy Bob Thornton played Never Have I Ever. Whose idea was this? Who decided we needed to know what BBT has or hasn’t done? I’m totally OK with believing that he’s done everything. And I don’t need to be reminded of… Well. Full Story

As much as I love Angelina Jolie and her game, the best game in the business, I still can’t with whatever it was that she had for Billy Bob Thornton. This is Billy Bob Thornton at the Hollywood premiere last night of Our Brand Is Crisis. Perfect time to play one of my favourite inventions Full Story

London Fields is one of the worst movies I’ve seen this year, and I’ll get to sh*tting on it in a second, but first, an odd thing happened TIFF with this movie. I saw it at a press screening at the festival—Joanna and I were both completely floored by its unmitigated rancidness—but before it premiered for the public, it was pulled from the TIFF lineup because the director, Matthew Cullen, sued the producers Full Story

Sandra Bullock is blonde for her new film Our Brand Is Crisis, currently shooting in Puerto Rico. I thought it was Jennifer Aniston. You? Our Brand Is Crisis is about US political campaigns in South America, based on the 2005 documentary of the same name. Sandy is a political consultant working for the Bolivian president. Full Story

In case the Avril/Chad engagement didn’t do it for you... Not sure why I’ve decided to gross you out as much as possible today but that’s where we’re at so, hey, here’s Billy Bob Thornton in West Hollywood last night wearing, I dunno, patchwork jeans (?), some sexy ass boots, and of course a partial armpit on his chin. Full Story

Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. Full Story

I’ve been sitting next to Sasha the last few days which always makes me extra crude. Oh haven’t I mentioned? Sasha is quite possibly the crassest sh-t ever. She’s artful about it. But that doesn’t mean it’s dirty.So...Here’s Billy Bob Thornton at the Berlinale last night and all I can picture from that grossness on his chin is being tickled by it. Full Story

Sick. Vile. It’s Billy Bob Thornton last night in Hollywood at the premiere of Faster with a new middle aged dye job and that nasty douche patch fronting like he still gets to f-ck Angelina Jolie every night. The automatic response to that, of course, is ... HOW? Could she? But it’s not like I don’t have some nasty sh-t on my romantic resumé either. Full Story

Look who can’t handle aging. Billy Bob Thornton coloured his hair. And it’s all flopsy around his forehead too. Like that’ll hide his douche. Please. Nothing can hide his douche. Remember when BBT got all pissy faced on CBC Radio Q with Jian Ghomeshi Full Story