Yesterday. The day that Jennifer Aniston was supposed to be basking in the glory of finally owning a box office, Brad Pitt and his triple baby momma decide to dominate the headlines once again. Because what"s a $38 million dollar weekend take compared to the first photos of one of the most famous babies ever born??? I know some of you are sick of my mantra but seriously y"all…there really are NO coincidences in Hollywood. Please don"t tell me it was just a convenient accident that the news happened to leak over the weekend and break over Monday about the Pitts" deal with Getty Images to distribute their exclusives - $4 million each by People (no surprise) and Hello to be redirected to charity. Please don"t tell me that Brad, a self professed "Zen Master" of public relations, had nothing to do with it. Please don"t. Because if you do, I will have to laugh. Along with many, many other gossipmongers who have watched this tit for tat unfold over the better part of a year. Poor Jen indeed. No matter what she does, she really is no match for the reigning God, Goddess, and Godlings of Hollywood. So with that in mind, I"m taking out 30 bucks and I"m heading over to Silvercity this week. The Break Up it is. But first - Let"s take a look our Smut Saviour, shall we? As many others have remarked, I definitely see her mother"s lips. Other than that, I don"t see much else. Don"t forget my Celebrity Baby Theory though. Remember - it"s the Goddess"s way of evening things out. UPDATE: hope you caught the image while it was because I have to take it down. People and Hello are PISSEd! and sorry, but i just don"t want the Chinese sued outta me. I trust you"ll understand?