Dumbass Presenting Kellan Lutz and Camilla Belle, festival judges Lainey messaged me and asked if I wanted to address the inclusion of Twilight’s Kellan Lutz and…um…something’s Camilla Belle in the Tribeca Film Festival’s jury lineup. My response? “Oh yeah, sure, I was just telling someone how that’s not a real festival anyway.” Tribeca By Sarah • Apr 18, 2012 11:14 am
Girly Throw Downs Don’t get Kate Bosworthed Glee’s Dianna Agron is dating Alex Pettyfer. Click here to see the photos of them together late summer being happy. If I were her though, I’d look out. Or maybe it’s happened already. I call it the Kate Bosworth Method. Bosworth tried it on Jim Sturgess and By Lainey • Nov 03, 2010 03:45 am
Break Ups Swifty doesn’t deny it I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw-shucks-ing onstage By Lainey • Oct 20, 2010 04:59 am
Why IS Why Is Camilla Belle? It’s a super fun game Duana introduced last week over email, starting a chain with me and Michelle that lasted a solid hour beginning with this question: Why is Lake Bell? “Why Is” is an art. “Why Is” does not apply to Megan Fox. You might hate By Lainey • Oct 23, 2009 11:31 am
Break Ups Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 08:35 am
Girlcrushes Blair Scout This will hurt Duana I think. It’s Leighton Meester last night at the Chloe opening in LA. Blair Waldorf would not approve. The gaping at the chest looks skanky. And heavy. This is a small girl. It’s doing nothing for her body. Next up: Scout LaRue Willis. Rumey’ By Lainey • Apr 24, 2009 07:52 am
Famewhores Inducing Labour My beloved cousin Cat is pregnant. Over pregnant. Cat is little, and her baby is big. And he’s taking his sweet time and she’s uncomfortable. Cat also loves Rafa. She’s at home, and she checks a few times a day, so I thought maybe the sight of By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 06:52 am
Famewhores How do you dump a Vagina Virgin? Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 07:50 am
Hook Ups Vagina Virgin cuckold? So we were told to believe that Joe Jonas was dating Camilla Belle, conveniently when both had a movie to promote. She’s a piece of work this girl… one day she might even rival the Shelf Ass in famewhoring. Still, pretending that Joe Jonas is actually attracted to girls By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 08:46 am
Clown You wish bitch Glamour Magazine this month is all about American icons. This is why Sheila Weller tried to convince us that Katie Holmes would be one one day. Dumb. But that’s only the beginning of the blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!!! You know why? They dressed several young Hollywood women as famous icons… The By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 06:35 am
Famewhores Vagina Virgin style Please explain this to me. I realise it’s been a long time since I was 20. Even though it feels like it was just last week, I know that 20 is far, far away. But still… It’s not that far away. I’d like to think some things By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 03:45 am
Grammy Awards 2009 Grammy Vagina Virgins: The Jonas Brothers As mentioned before, the little one, if I had to pick, is my favourite. I can hear my friends groaning already – of course he is, they’d say. Don’t even bother, Duana! I’m not hearing you! But seriously, the little one – Nick? – he’s the cutest and is By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 04:50 am
Parent Pimps Remember when… That idiot Stephenie Meyer proclaimed Robert Pattinson’s performance in Twilight worthy of an Oscar? As you know, Oscar nominations were announced yesterday. Robert Pattinson was not included. And Twilight super losers probably believe it’s an even bigger snub than Springsteen for Best Song. Seriously, I have the hardest By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 05:19 am
Hook Ups Stay in London...but can he avoid Sienna? Robert Pattinson returned home to London today in advance of the UK premiere of Twilight. How much you want to bet Sienna Miller will be all over this in a matter of days? If she isn’t already? Not likely. Not yet. Rob apparently went straight to his parents’ so By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 06:07 am
Robert Pattinson Good Morning Vagina Virgins Those Jonas Brothers were on Good Morning America today donating their coats and a $10K cheque. Ummm…that’s it? $10K is a lot of money for us. $10K is chump change for them. $10K is how much they spend on styling products. For real. And the cost is clear. By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 06:03 am
Girly Throw Downs Teen Triangle! F-ck the Brange and Aniston. Teen cheating is what it’s all about. So Taylor Swift was dating one of the Jonas Brothers. Joe, I think? Whatever. They broke up, she decided not to take the discreet route, told everybody he did it over the phone, in like, 27 seconds, By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 02:06 am
