“Petite or thin”, what’s the difference? I love how no one just says “skinny” anymore. They want the lead to be skinny. Note the adjectives: pretty, sexy, attractive. So I’m sensing they are going for a look here.
Want to feel old? Rocco Ritchie is 16.
Well I wouldn’t exactly say you are twins, Judd. (Matthew Rhys looks hot with a beard. And I typically find him more handsome than hot.)
If you told me Drake brings a stuffy with him to bed I would believe you.
Kendall gets the September issue of Vogue. That’s two covers for The First Family of Taylor’s Receipts.
Yesterday I was at the rec center with my demon children (seriously, when will summer end?!) and there was a geriatric aerobics class happening and I thought, “I’d like to join that. That is right at my speed.” America Ferrera is training for a triathlon and usually I hate fitness posts but a triathlon is impressive. Especially to someone who wants to do a step class with septuagenarians.
Today was one of those days when I felt like a sloth and couldn't even imagine feeling like an energized motivated human being ever again. But I did my swim anyway and feel a million times better now. A good reminder that feelings can be real and not true at the same time. #getunstuck #triathlon #justoneofthosedays
Sarah posted an excellent review of Sausage Party, which makes me really want to see it. And I love how all these goobers (Michael Cera, Nick Kroll, Danny McBride, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen) are drooling over Salma, a 49-year-old woman who could buy and sell them. That’s not hyperbole, she is so f-cking rich.