“Petite or thin”, what’s the difference? I love how no one just says “skinny” anymore. They want the lead to be skinny. Note the adjectives: pretty, sexy, attractive. So I’m sensing they are going for a look here.

Want to feel old? Rocco Ritchie is 16.


Once my baby always my baby. Happy Sweet 16! 🙏🏻🎉🎉🎉🎂😘😘😘💐💐🦁

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Well I wouldn’t exactly say you are twins, Judd. (Matthew Rhys looks hot with a beard. And I typically find him more handsome than hot.)


Keep a look out for me as the evil twin on The Americans next season.

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If you told me Drake brings a stuffy with him to bed I would believe you.


After show recovery with my @ntrecovery aka the life saver. Ted in the cut with me faded off Virginia Black. 🤘🏼

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Kendall gets the September issue of Vogue. That’s two covers for The First Family of Taylor’s Receipts.

Yesterday I was at the rec center with my demon children (seriously, when will summer end?!) and there was a geriatric aerobics class happening and I thought, “I’d like to join that. That is right at my speed.” America Ferrera is training for a triathlon and usually I hate fitness posts but a triathlon is impressive. Especially to someone who wants to do a step class with septuagenarians.

Sarah posted an excellent review of Sausage Party, which makes me really want to see it. And I love how all these goobers (Michael Cera, Nick Kroll, Danny McBride, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen) are drooling over Salma, a 49-year-old woman who could buy and sell them. That’s not hyperbole, she is so f-cking rich.


Taking a selfie w/ my best friend @salmahayek and some annoying fans at the #sausagepartymovie premier last night.

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