Let’s start with the newest one. It’s been announced that Princess Charlotte of Cambridge will be christened exactly a month from today, on July 5th, where Princess Diana was baptised – St Mary Magdalene’s Church on the Sandringham Estate close to Anmer Hall where the Cambridges are living. New family portraits! And you know what this means? We get to see if Big G tries to sabotage his sister’s pictures!

And there’s another royal Charlotte making headlines today. PEOPLE and French gossips reported yesterday that Charlotte Casiraghi and her boyfriend Gad Elmaleh are over. In France they’re saying that she’s moved out of his Paris apartment and returned to live in Monaco. Apparently “he was never around” to be with her and their son, Raphael, now a year and a half. Also their schedules were off. She’s always horse jumping and being rich and privileged and he’s an actor…so, you know, that’s a steady 9 to 5 situation too.

But look – new photos of Charlotte and Gad in St Tropez yesterday, smiling, seemingly happy, probably aware of the rumours about them, and looking a lot more convincing than Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. So far, the French papers haven’t updated their stories. Will keep you posted.