The difference that shorter hair and longer hemlines, pants, and tucking away the tits makes, right?

Check out Christina Aguilera. She hasn’t looked this fresh, this cute, this GOOD in probably a decade, if not longer. Here’s our Genie In A Bottle…totally remade. Is it still a makeover if the makeover fixes the makeover? How many makeovers has she had? There was the black hair phase. That preceded the centrefold phase. And now, for Season 5 of The Voice, now we’ve returned to, by her standards, something much more scaled down, much less tight and latexy. You forgot how pretty she is, didn’t you? When was the last time you used the word “pretty” to describe her?

It is WORKING. Keep it going.