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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Marky Mark vs the Asians

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2018 20:48:22 August 14, 2018 20:48:22

As I noted this morning in the open, they were projecting a five-day total of $20 million, on the high side, for Crazy Rich Asians. That number has now been adjusted. Full Story

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Dear Gossips,

I’m sorry to have to do this today but there’s a chance some of you may not have heard about it so we have to talk about Brock Allen Turner, the convicted sex offender. The last time Brock Turner came up in this space, it was back in December  Read Full Intro

Leo recruits Scott Eastwood

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at July 24, 2018 15:13:02 July 24, 2018 15:13:02

Yesterday was a heavy news day. It’s like Leonardo DiCaprio and Scott Eastwood knew we needed this. Just kidding, that would mean that they were thinking about something other than bikini-clad models and imagining the horror of never meeting the broskies Full Story

R Kelly’s day of reckoning 

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at July 24, 2018 13:10:25 July 24, 2018 13:10:25
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It isn’t here yet. Yesterday, when Twitter was dragging Robert Kelly’s ass for releasing a 19-minute song called “I Admit,” he was trending. Many people, including me, thought that this was finally it, that R Kelly’s judgement day was upon us. Full Story

Fantastic Beasts with 100% more Johnny Depp

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 23, 2018 13:09:26 July 23, 2018 13:09:26
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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald was a big part of Warner Brothers’ two-hour presentation at Comic-Con on Saturday. The whole cast turned out, except notably absent Johnny Depp, and there was an electrically palpable sigh of relief as everyone reveled in Ezra Miller cosplaying as Toadette and got to continue ignoring Depp’s stain on the franchise. Full Story

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Johnny Depp settles, Hollywood unchanged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2018 15:29:43 July 17, 2018 15:29:43

It was announced yesterday that Johnny Depp and The Management Group reached a settlement over the weekend after a mediation. In case you missed it, Johnny was suing TMG for $25 million alleging that they f-cked around with his finances. TMG countersued him, accusing him of besmirching their reputation when he was the one who was irresponsible with his own money and incontrollable about his spending. Full Story

Zac Efron on brand

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at July 6, 2018 14:59:54 July 6, 2018 14:59:54

On April 3rd, 2017, the LaineyGossip team answered the question “When did Zac Efron go full douche?” By then, Zefron had already been exhibiting douche-y behaviours for years. I called him the “human embodiment of Matthew McConaughey doing yoga shirtless on a beach in 2007. Full Story