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Prince Andrew in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2019 13:54:50 October 1, 2019 13:54:50

Here’s a tweet I forgot to include yesterday in my post about Prince Andrew and how the FBI is expanding its Jeffrey Epstein investigation to interview more victims that could either further connect Andrew to Epstein’s crimes or completely exonerate him. Full Story

Monday, September 30, 2019

Dear Gossips,

Drake was one of the headliners this weekend at Rock in Rio and apparently it was a mess. Rock in Rio is usually livestreamed in Brasil but without much notice, Drake decided not to livestream his performance, explaining on Twitter that: Sorry to everyone about the @rockinrio  Read Full Intro

Ashton Kutcher: Demi Moore and data mining

Maria Posted by Maria at September 25, 2019 14:46:30 September 25, 2019 14:46:30
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I’ve been banging on about Demi Moore’s new book for months and it’s pub week for her – she is obviously very excited, as are her many, many friends (including Bruce Willis) who showed up to the party Gwyneth Paltrow hosted. Not to mention the long list of celebrity comments on social media. Full Story

Prince Andrew’s alleged victim speaks on camera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2019 18:53:36 September 20, 2019 18:53:36
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Pity the people who have to be around Prince Andrew this weekend. There might be a lot of stomping and door slamming, if he’s a stomper or a door slammer. Of course he isn’t. He’s been raised well, and royal. And royals don’t stomp their feet or slam doors. Royals also “don’t guest-edit magazines”. Full Story

SNL fires Shane Gillis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2019 17:04:45 September 17, 2019 17:04:45

Shane Gillis was announced as a new cast member on Saturday Night Live less than a week ago. He hadn’t started yet and he’s been fired for racist and homophobic slurs made last year. I don’t have a thesis for this post, just a lot of thoughts. Will try to get through some of them here. Full Story

Prince Andrew: “You know what you did”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2019 13:47:22 August 28, 2019 13:47:22
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I was never an obsessive fan of The Hills but even I know enough about The Hills to remember arguably its most well-known moment:  “You know what you did!”   That’s Lauren Conrad accusing Heidi Montag of rumouring that there was a sex tape of LC and Jason. Full Story

Prince Andrew’s Foot Massage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2019 13:37:48 August 23, 2019 13:37:48
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I have to update my list from yesterday about how, in SNL Stefon’s voice, this Prince Andrew-Jeffrey Epstein story has everything: -a pedophile  -a madam -girls who say they were sex slaves -billionaires -politicians -government corruption -a beachside lair -country estates -New York mansion -private jets -mystery death … a Prince of England! AND NOW… Foot massages! Yesterday writer Evgeny Morozov published a piece in The New Republic Full Story

Prince Andrew peeping at the door

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2019 15:01:10 August 19, 2019 15:01:10
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Last Saturday morning, August 10, 2019, the number one news story around the world was the death of Jeffrey Epstein, supposedly by suicide. The next day, Prince Andrew joined his mother, Queen Elizabeth, at church in Scotland, both of them with big smiles on their faces. Perhaps they were hoping that this mess would blow over and that people would focus instead on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and their holiday to Ibiza on a private jet. Full Story

Nobody asked for this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2019 14:51:58 August 16, 2019 14:51:58
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It’s just so like him, isn’t it? Justin Timberlake is glomming on to Lizzo. Of course he is. Of course he had to flex. Of course he had to flaunt. He can’t f-cking help himself. And in doing so, it’s also confirmation that he needs Lizzo more than she needs him. That, I guess, is the silver lining here. Full Story

Antoine Fuqua is the one who’s married 

Melayna Posted by Melayna at July 30, 2019 19:33:15 July 30, 2019 19:33:15
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Last week, we saw a messy cheating scandal unfold. Paparazzi caught Nicole Murphy kissing director Antoine Fuqua, husband to actress Lela Rochon, in Italy. We are thirsty in these Black gossip and Twitter streets so we immediately judged the kiss as romantic, and just as quickly as Nicole put out this statement Full Story