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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Justin Timberlake’s promotional apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2019 15:21:58 December 5, 2019 15:21:58
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No but seriously, is this an apology? Or an advance promotional opportunity for his film, Palmer? Because it starts as an apology…and ends as a plug. Isn’t that what we all want out of an apology? For someone to say sorry and then pivot to them telling you about their new project? Well, that’s how Justin Timberlake does it. Full Story

Prince Andrew’s curious email

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2019 15:36:22 December 3, 2019 15:36:22
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The Virginia Roberts Giuffre interview aired last night on BBC Panorama and, even though she repeated the claims she’s been making consistently for years now, being that this was her first broadcast interview in the UK, home of Prince Andrew, she made headlines – as she should. Finally.  According to Virginia, she was sex trafficked to Prince Andrew by his friend, the dead rapist pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, three times. Full Story

Prince Andrew and Team York: amateur hour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2019 15:11:19 November 18, 2019 15:11:19
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It is the year 2019. And we are talking about the sweat glands of a member of the British royal family, the beloved second son of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of England. We have already talked extensively about his fat fingers. Now we’ve moved onto his sweat glands. So next time some posh f-ck tries to tell you what fork to use at dinner and what’s considered good etiquette and whether or not you should cross your legs, remind them that Prince Andrew’s fat fingers and sweat glands were discussed on television and eat with your goddamn fingers. Full Story

Prince Andrew and the n-word

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2019 14:40:01 November 18, 2019 14:40:01
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This f-cking idiot. Before we even get to his interview with Emily Maitlis on Newsnight this weekend, we have to address another one Prince Andrew’s messes – this time his alleged use of the n-word. The Evening Standard reports that he said it Full Story

Prince Harry: fresh and not sweaty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2019 14:20:39 November 18, 2019 14:20:39
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Prince Harry stepped out for the first ever Onside Awards on Sunday to honour young activists and the volunteers and the mentors who are helping youth who are trying to make a difference. For a change, though, he wasn’t the top royal headline this weekend. That, of course, would be his uncle, and we’ll get to that mess in a bit. Full Story

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Taylor Swift asks for help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2019 15:25:46 November 15, 2019 15:25:46
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This past summer, at the end of June, Big Machine Label Group, Taylor Swift’s former label, the label she was signed to at the beginning of her career, and the label that released her first six albums, right up to reputation, was acquired by Ithaca Holdings Full Story

Hero of the Week: Kelly Bachman

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 25, 2019 13:22:40 October 25, 2019 13:22:40
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You may have heard that Harvey Weinstein poked his head above the surface of his slime pool the other day, attending a performance event in New York called Actor’s Hour. At this event, billed as “the first pop-up speakeasy dedicated to artists”, comedian Kelly Bachman threw off her cloak, bared her Wonder Woman armor, and marched across that battlefield like a goddess. Full Story

Prince Andrew in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2019 13:54:50 October 1, 2019 13:54:50

Here’s a tweet I forgot to include yesterday in my post about Prince Andrew and how the FBI is expanding its Jeffrey Epstein investigation to interview more victims that could either further connect Andrew to Epstein’s crimes or completely exonerate him. Full Story

Monday, September 30, 2019

Dear Gossips,

Drake was one of the headliners this weekend at Rock in Rio and apparently it was a mess. Rock in Rio is usually livestreamed in Brasil but without much notice, Drake decided not to livestream his performance, explaining on Twitter that: Sorry to everyone about the @rockinrio  Read Full Intro

Ashton Kutcher: Demi Moore and data mining

Maria Posted by Maria at September 25, 2019 14:46:30 September 25, 2019 14:46:30
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I’ve been banging on about Demi Moore’s new book for months and it’s pub week for her – she is obviously very excited, as are her many, many friends (including Bruce Willis) who showed up to the party Gwyneth Paltrow hosted. Not to mention the long list of celebrity comments on social media. Full Story