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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.


Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2020 16:18:15 March 12, 2020 16:18:15
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Justin Timberlake is promoting Trolls World Tour. He did a song with SZA for the movie called “The Other Side”. And Anderson .Paak is also on the film soundtrack. As I wrote a couple of weeks ago when “The Other Side” came out Full Story

Mandy Moore’s Silver Landings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2020 19:54:00 March 3, 2020 19:54:00
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Mandy Moore has a new album coming out this week called Silver Landings. This is a great time for her, the last few years, and now, with the success of This Is Us, she’s been able to leverage some of her accumulated capital into her music. And I don’t think there’s any pop culture observer who isn’t happy about seeing her shine. Full Story

Like Trump has even seen Parasite

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 21, 2020 16:19:22 February 21, 2020 16:19:22
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Last night, Donald Trump held one of his creepy f-cking rallies in Colorado. During his speech, he took a shot at the Oscars and Parasite because, you know, they gave the top prize to a movie not in English, made by furriners, and that you have to READ on top of everything else. You can watch the clip, or you can scream for ninety seconds, whichever suits you. Full Story

Tipsy Taylor and Joe in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2020 16:36:39 February 13, 2020 16:36:39
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You wouldn’t think the NME Awards would be an awards show where Taylor Swift would show up but since she spends so much time in London now, she made a surprise appearance last night to receive the Best Solo Act award and Joe Alwyn was with her.  The NME Awards are not the Oscars. It’s pretty much the antithesis of the Oscars as far as award shows go. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake: Troll season 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2020 14:15:54 February 6, 2020 14:15:54
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Justin Timberlake stepped out earlier this week to support Jessica Biel at the season 3 premiere of The Sinner. How gracious and sweet of him. He always shows up for her projects, you know? Maybe he’s extra inclined to show up now though because… you know.  A couple of days ago, Justin was back doing what he does best: promoting himself, at a press conference for Trolls World Tour. Full Story

When Jessica kissed Justin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2020 21:02:40 January 30, 2020 21:02:40
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Jessica Simpson is currently promoting her book Open Book. It comes out on February 4, I can’t wait to read it. Because clearly she gets it. She gets that if she’s writing this kind of book, there’s no point holding back on the stories. And she’s telling the stories. She’s getting vulnerable, she’s revealing her struggles Full Story

Justin Timberlake’s promotional apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2019 15:21:58 December 5, 2019 15:21:58
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No but seriously, is this an apology? Or an advance promotional opportunity for his film, Palmer? Because it starts as an apology…and ends as a plug. Isn’t that what we all want out of an apology? For someone to say sorry and then pivot to them telling you about their new project? Well, that’s how Justin Timberlake does it. Full Story

Prince Andrew’s curious email

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2019 15:36:22 December 3, 2019 15:36:22
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The Virginia Roberts Giuffre interview aired last night on BBC Panorama and, even though she repeated the claims she’s been making consistently for years now, being that this was her first broadcast interview in the UK, home of Prince Andrew, she made headlines – as she should. Finally.  According to Virginia, she was sex trafficked to Prince Andrew by his friend, the dead rapist pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, three times. Full Story

Prince Andrew and Team York: amateur hour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2019 15:11:19 November 18, 2019 15:11:19
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It is the year 2019. And we are talking about the sweat glands of a member of the British royal family, the beloved second son of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of England. We have already talked extensively about his fat fingers. Now we’ve moved onto his sweat glands. So next time some posh f-ck tries to tell you what fork to use at dinner and what’s considered good etiquette and whether or not you should cross your legs, remind them that Prince Andrew’s fat fingers and sweat glands were discussed on television and eat with your goddamn fingers. Full Story