Elsa Pataky Gossip

For as long as he’s been famous, if you asked anyone to name Matt Damon’s best friend, the answer would have been – and probably still is, at least from a casual gossip’s perspective – Ben Affleck. A more serious gossip (the best kind of gossip, obvs) would tell you that, over the last couple of years or so, Matt and his family have been seen much more often with Chris Hemsworth and his family than he’s been seen with Ben. Full Story

Leo has been more active on Instagram this week because of COP21. Good camera angle here.   Great seeing you Secretary Kerry. Thank you for all you’re doing at #COP21. Photo c/o: John Kerry: twitter.com/johnkerry Full Story

Mimi and Packer were just there too! As Maria pointed out recently, a lot of celebrities are heading to Italy this summer. Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky are the latest. Here they are with friends and family in Portofino yesterday. Chris has been in London shooting The Huntsman. He’s supposed to move on next to the Ghostbusters movie, as the receptionist. Full Story

Chris Hemsworth is the reigning Sexiest Man Alive. As you know, not really my jam. But I’m told I’m in the minority because he’s really tall, handsome, blonde, fit, and has an accent. OK. Also he’s holding a baby here. So, you know, even though he’s not for me, I do understand that part of my job is to contribute to your spank bank. Full Story

Yesterday wasn’t just April Fool’s Day. It was also the day Vin Diesel’s hand and footprints were immortalised at the Chinese theatre, followed by the premiere of Furious 7. He’s the man! I don’t like this phrase. It’s so corny. Like you’re supposed to be delivering it with a goofy thumbs up. Full Story

You know when you just can't make yourself care? I remember a couple of weeks ago Lainey was trying to make herself care about Ariana Grande. That's how I feel about the Hemsworths. I try to make myself care. There's no ill-will or distaste, it's just like trying to get me to have a real emotional response to, like, rice. Full Story

I’m surprised too. Because you know how I feel about Elie Saab: same, same, same, boring, same, same, same. But maybe this is where Elie Saab excels: maternity wear? It’s a good colour on her. And I’ve decided I can only tolerate a nude underlay if it’s on a pregnant lady, although I wonder whether or not this is like my version of a fashion handicap and if that’s the case – is it insulting? Anyway, Elsa Pataky was there because her husband Chris Hemsworth presented with Charlize Theron. Full Story

Chris Hemsworth and his wife Elsa Pataky were in London last night at the premiere of Rush. There was a lot of…attachment. Here’s the brilliance of Elsa Pataky though: you’ve already seen her playing princess in a pretend-castle (click here Full Story

Since I don’t track Elsa Pataky the way she wants me to I’d no idea she cut off all her hair and, she wasn’t blonde before, was she? For the purposes of this blog then, let’s decide that she wasn’t and that this is new. And it looks good the way her hair is flat against her head, the envy of Asians like me who cannot grow it like this, and not unlike Sienna Miller who wore it similarly when she had it short. Full Story

Chris Hemsworth’s daughter India is 8 weeks old. I know that’s small. But I feel like even when she’s 18 weeks old she’ll still look this small in his arms. Like hamster-sized. That’s the only commentary I wanted to make on these photos other than the obligatory “see baby, so cute, gush, gush”. Full Story

This is Chris Hemsworth with his wife and his mother-in-law holding on to baby India in Madrid yesterday where the Spanish football team arrived following their Euro Cup victory over Italy. It must have been bananas in other parts of the city. Hemsworth should begin production on Thor 2 soon. The sequel is scheduled for release November 8, 2013, two weeks before his brother Liam returns as Gale in Catching Fire. Full Story