Emma Stone’s been shooting La La Land with Ryan Gosling. And there have been all kinds of rumours that she and Ryan are going to happen. If they didn’t happen the two previous times, I’m thinking it’s unlikely to happen now. Also, she’s still with Andrew Garfield, even if they don’t get papped once a week.

Here they are out for lunch in LA yesterday.

Now that that’s taken care of, please observe the man behind them, eating his lunch with his legs way far apart. My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, would call that low classy. But she also used to squat and eat a rice bowl. We call it the Asian squat. For some reason, we’re really good at it. Super comfortable. I could outlast almost anyone in an Asian squat. If you’ve never heard of the Asian squat, click here and then try it. Apparently there are serious health benefits, like helping you poo, although that’s never been my experience.