Eva Mendes stars in a new ad campaign for Calvin Klein. In the 30 second tv commercial, if you slow it down and play it back very, very, VERY meticulously, analysing every pixel, you can see a very brief glimpse of a nipple. At least they say you can.

Here’s a screen cap of what’s supposed to be the controversial frame. I have bad eyes. I can’t see no nipple. And even if I could…

Who the f&ck cares?

Well…apparently the MiniVan Majority. Or those representing the interests of the MiniVan Majority. Because the commercial is now banned from US television for its “racy” content.

But the Mouse pimping and exploiting children is totally ok. Disney creating trainwreck after trainwreck is totally acceptable. It’s called MiniVan Math. Do you follow?