Ewan McGregor and Michael Fassbender are both in Haywire. Also Channing Tatum, if that’s your thing. And Michael Douglas. And Antonia Banderas. Directed by Steven Soderbergh. I know, right? What is happening here???

Last night was the LA premiere. Everyone showed up...but Fassy.

And you know what? I’m ok with that. Because Look.At.Ewan.

His hair, the scarf, the leather on the sleeves, the length of that coat, the way he wears his pants...

Sometimes when he smiles he reminds me of Tony Leung Chiu Wai. If there was ever a way Wong Kar Wai could put the two of them together in a movie, I mean you all can have Ewan and Fassy; I will happily, happily take Ewan and Tony.