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The Royal ‘Rona and All the Rumours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2020 13:34:42 March 26, 2020 13:34:42
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One of the biggest headlines, if not the biggest headline, about COVID-19 yesterday was that Prince Charles has tested positive for it. Clarence House confirmed in a statement that Charles and Camilla (who tested negative) are in isolation in Scotland. Charles is said to be experiencing mild symptoms and the Queen is doing fine. Full Story

Archie’s Summer Visit? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2020 13:56:40 March 16, 2020 13:56:40
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A couple of weeks ago, when Prince Harry and Meghan Markle returned to England for their final engagements as senior members of the British royal family, they were criticised for leaving 10-month-old Archie Harrison Mountbatten Windsor at home. One of those critics was Dickie Arbiter, the Queen’s former press secretary, who called the Sussexes “spiteful Full Story

House Sussex: Movies and the Met Gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2020 16:52:09 March 3, 2020 16:52:09
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will be together in London for the first time since Sussexit was confirmed tomorrow for the Endeavour Fund Awards. On Friday they’ll attend the Mountbatten Festival of Music at Royal Albert Hall. And on Saturday Meghan is rumoured to be making an appearance at Vogue’s Forces For Change event. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston talks to Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2020 15:15:41 February 14, 2020 15:15:41
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I’d planned on writing about this yesterday but interest/forgot and it turns out that worked out because now we have new photos to go with this post about Jon Hamm. Here he is out for coffee yesterday in LA.  Anyway, according to The Sun Full Story

Jennifer Aniston isn’t on the list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2020 16:06:42 February 6, 2020 16:06:42
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For the people hoping that the Oscars could be a replay or a sequel to the SAGs where Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are concerned, yesterday would have been a disappointment as the Academy announced its final flight of nominees and Jennifer wasn’t on the list. Full Story

On House Sussex and Ellen DeGeneres

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2020 17:43:32 January 28, 2020 17:43:32
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Last week the Daily Mail broke the exclusive that Meghan Markle’s first interview after Sussexit would be with Ellen DeGeneres. Meghan and Prince Harry are the biggest gets right now, by far. Everyone wants to talk to them and obviously most people were thinking that they’d choose an equally big name – Oprah or Gayle King and, yes, Ellen, especially since the Sussexes have spent time with her, most recently last summer when she and Portia visited with them in England. Full Story

Brad Pitt is “in love again”?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2019 14:07:02 September 25, 2019 14:07:02
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Brad Pitt’s Ad Astra opened with just over $19 million at the box office this past weekend. Not terrible but not exactly lighting sh-t up. At the premiere last week, you’ll recall, he was seen leaving the after-party with Sat Hari Khalsa Full Story

Rihanna puts up a signal 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2019 13:49:07 September 13, 2019 13:49:07
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But first, stop it. I’m going to stop you right there because you’ve probably seen this trending on Twitter and everybody freaking out that Rihanna is pregnant. There are two reasons for this. Well, three. The first two reasons I will show you in a second. The third reason is because people didn’t bother looking for more information. Full Story

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Celine Dion: is Pepe a problem?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2019 17:22:10 August 1, 2019 17:22:10
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Celine Dion has been famous for a long time. Considering her fame stretch, she hasn’t really been a gossip fixture, compared to her peers, people who’ve occupied that level of success for that amount of time. Part, or maybe most, of that is probably to do with the fact that she and Rene Angelil were together for so long. Full Story

About Bradley Cooper and Anna Wintour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2019 19:43:54 July 25, 2019 19:43:54
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Last week Bradley Cooper and Laura Dern went out for lunch and everyone online started talking about whether or not they could be possible, like romantically. Anything is possible but as I wrote in that post, it’s probably more likely that they were talking about work. Full Story