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This is not the father

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2019 20:09:41 March 14, 2019 20:09:41
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I still don’t get why people are trying to believe in a Lady Gaga-Bradley Cooper romance. Like, separate from shipping their characters in A Star is Born. That people fell for those characters and their chemistry is one thing. But actually believing that Gaga and Coop are an undercover couple IRL, just like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are secretly married with two children, is a galaxy beyond. Full Story

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Wednesday, March 13, 2019

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Thanks for all your feedback about our mobile site redesign! We’ve been working on it for months and it’s been exciting to finally see it in operation and your notes have been so helpful. Jacek has added an FAQ section to his introduction the other day that outlined the changes.  Read Full Intro

The Beckhams and another rumour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2019 16:13:42 March 13, 2019 16:13:42
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Victoria and David Beckham were at the Portrait Gala last night, seen here leaving hand in hand, reassuring the Beckham worriers out there that all is fine despite yet another rumour about whether or not he’s been faithful. The Beckhams were a heatscore last spring when some story started circulating Full Story

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Is Priyanka mad at Meghan? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2019 16:57:56 March 1, 2019 16:57:56
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Priyanka Chopra, as we know, was friends with Meghan Markle before she met Prince Harry and was invited to the royal wedding in May. Meghan did not attend Priyanka and Nick Jonas’s wedding in India in December. And Priyanka was not at Meghan’s New York Takeover baby shower last week. Now Page Six Full Story

Bradley, Gaga, Irina: a new triangle? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2019 15:34:44 February 27, 2019 15:34:44
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Oh my God, please, can this stop?  As you know, Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga performed “Shallow” at the Oscars, directed by Bradley Cooper. This is an important point, because people seem to have lost their goddamn minds about their chemistry and how undeniable it is that they’re in “true love” when all of it was completely produced. Full Story

Do the Oscars have a secret host?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 20, 2019 20:09:26 February 20, 2019 20:09:26
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This messy AF Oscar season will never end. The latest, with just four days until the ceremony, is that maybe the Oscars have a host after all, it’s just a SECRET HOST. This theory comes from Peter Knegt, who pondered on twitter whether or not Whoopi Goldberg might actually be hosting the Oscars on Sunday. Full Story

Hugh and Ryan: At Last the Feud Comes to an End

Prem Posted by Prem at February 1, 2019 16:59:29 February 1, 2019 16:59:29
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Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman have had an ongoing rivalry since time immemorial. Despite the fact that they are good friends, and Hugh Jackman is notoriously a nice guy, the two have been constantly shooting back at each other with tweets, videos, and pictures. Sometimes, they even bring in other people like Jake Gyllenhaal Full Story

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Gwyneth & Dakota’s first Thanksgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2018 18:28:37 November 26, 2018 18:28:37
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Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson were first seen together in October 2017. Chris was not at Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk’s (#TheFaltrows) wedding in September. He was performing that day at the Global Citizen Festival. Full Story

Dakota Johnson is pregnant “with good ideas”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2018 19:42:55 October 11, 2018 19:42:55
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On Monday, TMZ blasted out an alert about Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin having a gender reveal party which resulted in everyone screaming that OMG DRAMAAAAAA DAKOTA JOHNSON IS PREGNANT FOR CHRIS MARTIN AND IS THAT WHY HE WASN’T AT GWYNETH PALTROW’s WEDDING?!?  Not long afterwards, Dakota’s reps explained that it was simply a birthday party with balloons and that they’re not expecting. Full Story