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Dakota Johnson is pregnant “with good ideas”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2018 19:42:55 October 11, 2018 19:42:55
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On Monday, TMZ blasted out an alert about Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin having a gender reveal party which resulted in everyone screaming that OMG DRAMAAAAAA DAKOTA JOHNSON IS PREGNANT FOR CHRIS MARTIN AND IS THAT WHY HE WASN’T AT GWYNETH PALTROW’s WEDDING?!?  Not long afterwards, Dakota’s reps explained that it was simply a birthday party with balloons and that they’re not expecting. Full Story

World War Brange: girl-on-girl crime

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2018 14:50:39 August 21, 2018 14:50:39
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There’s supposed to be a court hearing today in the Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie divorce case. Previously on World War Brange, a reality show at this point, Brad has made some recent significant gains. The children have been required to spend more time with him and on the public relations front, he and his team have done a great job through TMZ and other media outlets making Angelina look like an unreasonable bitch who’s trying to come between him and his kids and him and his bank account. Full Story

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Angelina Jolie keeps losing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2018 19:13:28 August 13, 2018 19:13:28
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Angelina Jolie was photographed at the supermarket in LA with three of her kids this weekend. We’ve seen her often with her kids since she and Brad Pitt broke up. We have not seem him with his kids. And he can’t see his kids without the presence of a supervising therapist. That used to be a bad look on him. Full Story

Taylor, Karlie, and Harry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2018 15:05:20 August 2, 2018 15:05:20
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I wanted to use these photos of Taylor Swift yesterday in New York so, while figuring out what to write in this post, I noticed that the first link in the google carousel was this headline at Cosmopolitan: Karlie Kloss Hung Out with Harry Styles, and Taylor Swift Fans Are Fully Spiraling This is about a picture that Diane Von Furstenberg posted two days ago that Maria referenced in Smutty Social Media Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston’s summer shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2018 20:15:36 July 31, 2018 20:15:36
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Jennifer Aniston was photographed yesterday in Como still working on Murder Mystery in a pair of denim shorts. She looks really cute. I recently re-discovered jean shorts on a trip to Nashville. Haven’t worn them in years. Because the ones they sell at most stores now, I can’t do it. I can’t have that sh-t riding right up to my clit. Full Story

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Gwyneth with the good hair? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2018 14:59:30 July 27, 2018 14:59:30
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Please.  Really? How did this pass inspection?  Here’s the backstory, real quick, because this should not be a thing – Amber Rose was on the Make Speidi Famous Again podcast recently and here’s what she said:  “I definitely think that Gwyneth Paltrow is ‘Becky with the good hair. Full Story

Miley & Liam: over again? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2018 14:50:15 July 19, 2018 14:50:15
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According to OK! Australia, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth broke up because he wanted to have babies and she wasn’t ready. The reliability of any OK! Magazine, in any country, is suspect. But especially Australia. Sorry, Aussies, your gossip publications are pretty low on accuracy. But Liam is Australian?! In this case, it doesn’t matter. Full Story

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