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Brad Pitt answers the question

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2019 14:13:28 May 8, 2019 14:13:28
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Here’s one thing that sucks more for celebrities than civilians. If you’re a civilian, and you’re way over someone, you don’t have to deal with millions of people not being over them on your behalf. Like nobody in my life is pining over any of my exes. I mean, almost everyone I’ve dated, with maybe two exceptions, was heinous but still. Full Story

Brad, Margot, and Leo’s Cannes dreams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2019 15:45:01 May 3, 2019 15:45:01
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Brad Pitt and Margot Robbie were seen in LA yesterday on a photo shoot, presumably to promote Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Everyone was expecting Quentin Tarantino’s latest film to screen at Cannes – they love him there – but when the initial lineup was released a few weeks ago, it was said that the film wasn’t ready. Full Story

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The Making of LaRenner: a gossip story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2019 14:23:27 March 22, 2019 14:23:27
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Yesterday Us Weekly came out with a nothing story about Lady Gaga and Jeremy Renner “hanging out”. Their source “doesn’t believe it’s romantic” right now but made sure to mention that the “hanging out” also involves Jeremy’s daughter Ava, as if to suggest that if Ava’s there, it must mean that Gaga means so much to Jeremy that she’s already part of his inner circle. Full Story

This is not the father

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2019 20:09:41 March 14, 2019 20:09:41
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I still don’t get why people are trying to believe in a Lady Gaga-Bradley Cooper romance. Like, separate from shipping their characters in A Star is Born. That people fell for those characters and their chemistry is one thing. But actually believing that Gaga and Coop are an undercover couple IRL, just like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are secretly married with two children, is a galaxy beyond. Full Story

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Wednesday, March 13, 2019

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Thanks for all your feedback about our mobile site redesign! We’ve been working on it for months and it’s been exciting to finally see it in operation and your notes have been so helpful. Jacek has added an FAQ section to his introduction the other day that outlined the changes.  Read Full Intro

The Beckhams and another rumour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2019 16:13:42 March 13, 2019 16:13:42
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Victoria and David Beckham were at the Portrait Gala last night, seen here leaving hand in hand, reassuring the Beckham worriers out there that all is fine despite yet another rumour about whether or not he’s been faithful. The Beckhams were a heatscore last spring when some story started circulating Full Story

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Is Priyanka mad at Meghan? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2019 16:57:56 March 1, 2019 16:57:56
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Priyanka Chopra, as we know, was friends with Meghan Markle before she met Prince Harry and was invited to the royal wedding in May. Meghan did not attend Priyanka and Nick Jonas’s wedding in India in December. And Priyanka was not at Meghan’s New York Takeover baby shower last week. Now Page Six Full Story

Bradley, Gaga, Irina: a new triangle? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2019 15:34:44 February 27, 2019 15:34:44
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Oh my God, please, can this stop?  As you know, Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga performed “Shallow” at the Oscars, directed by Bradley Cooper. This is an important point, because people seem to have lost their goddamn minds about their chemistry and how undeniable it is that they’re in “true love” when all of it was completely produced. Full Story

Do the Oscars have a secret host?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 20, 2019 20:09:26 February 20, 2019 20:09:26
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This messy AF Oscar season will never end. The latest, with just four days until the ceremony, is that maybe the Oscars have a host after all, it’s just a SECRET HOST. This theory comes from Peter Knegt, who pondered on twitter whether or not Whoopi Goldberg might actually be hosting the Oscars on Sunday. Full Story