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Brad Pitt is “in love again”?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2019 14:07:02 September 25, 2019 14:07:02
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Us Weekly

Brad Pitt’s Ad Astra opened with just over $19 million at the box office this past weekend. Not terrible but not exactly lighting sh-t up. At the premiere last week, you’ll recall, he was seen leaving the after-party with Sat Hari Khalsa Full Story

Rihanna puts up a signal 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2019 13:49:07 September 13, 2019 13:49:07
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Backgrid, Dave Kotinsky/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Taylor Hill/ Getty Images

But first, stop it. I’m going to stop you right there because you’ve probably seen this trending on Twitter and everybody freaking out that Rihanna is pregnant. There are two reasons for this. Well, three. The first two reasons I will show you in a second. The third reason is because people didn’t bother looking for more information. Full Story

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Celine Dion: is Pepe a problem?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2019 17:22:10 August 1, 2019 17:22:10
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Pierre Suu/ Getty Images

Celine Dion has been famous for a long time. Considering her fame stretch, she hasn’t really been a gossip fixture, compared to her peers, people who’ve occupied that level of success for that amount of time. Part, or maybe most, of that is probably to do with the fact that she and Rene Angelil were together for so long. Full Story

About Bradley Cooper and Anna Wintour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2019 19:43:54 July 25, 2019 19:43:54
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David M Bennett/ Karwai Tang/ Keith Hewitt/ Getty Images

Last week Bradley Cooper and Laura Dern went out for lunch and everyone online started talking about whether or not they could be possible, like romantically. Anything is possible but as I wrote in that post, it’s probably more likely that they were talking about work. Full Story

Coop & Gaga together again? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2019 17:09:26 June 24, 2019 17:09:26
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There’s been some rumouring about a possible Jackson Maine and Ally reunion happening this week at Glastonbury which starts on Wednesday. DJ Edith Bowman said on her show yesterday that she’s heard about a secret performance and that, previously, when she interviewed Bradley Cooper, likely during promotion for A Star is Born, he had mentioned that he and Lady Gaga were talking to the festival Full Story

Brad Pitt answers the question

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2019 14:13:28 May 8, 2019 14:13:28
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Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

Here’s one thing that sucks more for celebrities than civilians. If you’re a civilian, and you’re way over someone, you don’t have to deal with millions of people not being over them on your behalf. Like nobody in my life is pining over any of my exes. I mean, almost everyone I’ve dated, with maybe two exceptions, was heinous but still. Full Story

Brad, Margot, and Leo’s Cannes dreams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2019 15:45:01 May 3, 2019 15:45:01
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Brad Pitt and Margot Robbie were seen in LA yesterday on a photo shoot, presumably to promote Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Everyone was expecting Quentin Tarantino’s latest film to screen at Cannes – they love him there – but when the initial lineup was released a few weeks ago, it was said that the film wasn’t ready. Full Story

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The Making of LaRenner: a gossip story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2019 14:23:27 March 22, 2019 14:23:27
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WENN

Yesterday Us Weekly came out with a nothing story about Lady Gaga and Jeremy Renner “hanging out”. Their source “doesn’t believe it’s romantic” right now but made sure to mention that the “hanging out” also involves Jeremy’s daughter Ava, as if to suggest that if Ava’s there, it must mean that Gaga means so much to Jeremy that she’s already part of his inner circle. Full Story