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In a suit, right?

After a boys boozy weekend in Miami, surrounded by eager looking ladies, George Clooney emerged today in the sunshine wearing office attire on the set of Up In The Air.

His own suits easily eclipse the fit of this one but that’s the idea behind the costume, I guess…? After all, he can’t play himself in every movie. Or Danny Ocean for that matter.

Georgie probably needs a break soon, poor baby. He’s worked on two films back to back. But you know how he rolls – summer time is usually free. For Lake Como. I would like to be invited one day. And I’d rather go to his place at Lake Como than the Brange’s Chateau Miraval.

Why?

Because George hates kids too.

The perfect arrangement then would be for Brad and Angelina to visit George and me at Lake Como for a weekend without the children. It could happen.


Photos from SDFL/Splashnewsonline.com

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