GOOPy’s new detox diet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 10:10:08 July 9, 2009 10:10:08

No recipes this week – 2 for 2!

Today’s GOOP newsletter is about cleansing your body. Gwyneth claims she got fat a month ago during a “majorly fun and delicious relax and enjoy life phase” and followed the “Clean” detox programme to lose her extra pounds.


Well… a few of you obsessed BumpWatchers claimed to see something when she visited Conan on his first week on the job at the Tonight Show. Am surprised you weren’t blinded by her greasy legs.

No doubt, Dr Alejandro Junger will be seeing a sales explosion this week thanks to GOOP. Don’t lie. More than few of you will be following this. Normally I’d say I wouldn’t.

But as it happens, I’ve just come down with yet another cold. And the key word is mucus. Dr Junger talks about mucus a lot in his answers – it caught my attention. It’s, like, the 3rd time I’ve been sick since March. Maybe it is time for detox.

Only problem is that I hate following recipes. Mostly because half the ingredients needed aren’t in my house. And preparing all that sh-t sounds like it takes forever. And Jacek has the fastest metabolism in Canada and can eat whatever he wants whenever he wants and loves to flaunt it in my face. I don’t have the will of a starving actress to resist that temptation.

Click here for the GOOP Clean detox.

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