Am overcome with jealousy.

Ross Matthews, the “intern” on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, is name dropping Gwyneth. Bitch. I wish I could name drop Gwyneth.

The two have been fast friends since he saw her on a carpet and asked her, “Will you be my best friend.”

She said yes and promptly emailed him. And now he gets to visit her on set and make her pay for dinner and even visit with her in London. He’s probably played hide and go seek with Apple too.

Ross says that G likes it when he cusses and talks dirty. See? My Gwyneth is a girl’s girl AND a gay’s girl.

Love, love, love.