Gwyneth spent last week getting candid during interviews to promote Mortdecai without Johnny Depp. Depp finally decided to show up late last week so for the weekend, we find G in Mexico with friends, showing off the fitness. She looks happy and relaxed. She does not look like she gives a sh-t that Martin Lawrence is eating by candlelight.

I think that’s what makes people crazy, the people who can’t stand her. Not just her Gwyneth GOOP Life…but the fact that she’s been able to enjoy it, even when it didn’t turn out to be so perfect after all.

Mortdecai hasn’t had a North American premiere yet. I need to see what she’s been saving for it.

I’ll stop talking now so that you can eyeball her bikini and the chain and everything because I know you want to.