Page Six reports that Gwyneth Paltrow was seen at dinner with a younger man in New York on Tuesday night. A source told the publication that:

“He had curly, shaggy hair and looked like he was in his 30s. I think they may have been holding hands.”

Not that I wouldn’t love it if G’s giving us some new gossip with a new dude. Of course I would. OF COURSE WE WOULD.


My first thought when I read the report was…

In his 30s, curly shaggy hair…

Are we sure it’s not her brother? Here are G and Jake Paltrow together at Sundance earlier this year.

Meets the description, non?

Maybe the witness knows between Jake Paltrow and a new boyfriend.

I’m just not entirely convinced that G would be so open about a hookup so soon without at least giving herself an opportunity to boast about it.