Page Six reports that Gwyneth Paltrow was seen at dinner with a younger man in New York on Tuesday night. A source told the publication that:
“He had curly, shaggy hair and looked like he was in his 30s. I think they may have been holding hands.”
Not that I wouldn’t love it if G’s giving us some new gossip with a new dude. Of course I would. OF COURSE WE WOULD.
But…
My first thought when I read the report was…
In his 30s, curly shaggy hair…
Are we sure it’s not her brother? Here are G and Jake Paltrow together at Sundance earlier this year.
Meets the description, non?
Maybe the witness knows between Jake Paltrow and a new boyfriend.
I’m just not entirely convinced that G would be so open about a hookup so soon without at least giving herself an opportunity to boast about it.