Dear Your Hot Majesty on a Horse,

Can I call you that?

Love it when you dress up like Army Man. Red and green go so good together. So great that you’re embracing your duties – launching today The Khumbu Challenge adventure training expedition for wounded Service personnel to the base of Mount Everest. You seem like a dude who really enjoys being around other dudes. I love a dude’s dude.

But not a dude’s dude with a beer chin.

Can you be careful about that chin? Some people take their hot for granted and then it’s too late and it doesn’t come back. Wouldn’t want that to happen to you, especially since you still haven’t found me.

I hear it’s cooling with Chelsy- is this true? And that you may have a more exotic palate than I originally assumed… wontons too?

Your loyal subject,


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