Jackie Chan was in London yesterday promoting his film Chinese Zodiac. Look at him. I have been looking at him, watching him, since I was probably 2 years old. I’m 40 now. HE’S EXACTLY THE SAME.

Ginseng > Botox. Maybe some snake blood too.

He only takes one day off a year. Because “there’s only one Jackie Chan”. Where else do you think he gets his energy?

Anyway, people have been saying that Chinese Zodiac will be Jackie’s final action film but he’s explained that he will continue to make action features, just maybe not be so aggressive with his stunts. He’s 60 years old now. This man does not look 60 to me. And it’s not like he hasn’t punished his body either. Now you know why my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, forces ginseng on me once a week.